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YellCraft Server: Learn to Communicate!

Alternating, barking orders, Communicate, Communication, confrontational, daycare, Gender Roles, grocery shopping, Grumpy, late meetings, learn, losing temper, pickup from daycare, reading minds, reasonable person, SAHM, Server, working from home, written schedule, YellCraft, Yelling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Votes:	3966
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband and wife at odds over childcare and grocery runs. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the action firsthand on our server?

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

AmazingCraft Minecraft Server

amazing place, AmazingCraft, awe-inspiring place, Beautiful Scenery, breathtaking view, bucket list, dream vacation, Hidden Gem, incredible destination, jaw-dropping beauty, mesmerizing location, Minecraft, must-visit spot, Off the beaten path, paradise found, Server, stunning landscape, Travel Addict, travel enthusiast, travel goals, travel inspiration, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1577	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	216

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…as long as you don’t hit the big red button labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that is our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask this satisfied player: ”’dis place so amazing…… i luv it…. wooaaw….. 0_0”’

CraftyTraumaNoDrama

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	3472	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.

But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	161
Towns Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3239
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	478918
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	132
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!