🔥reading habits Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9271	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

LitLurker Minecraft SMP

book nerd, bookish, bookworm, Country, deep reading, high literature, intellectual pursuit, literary escape, literary escapism, Literary exploration., literary immersion, literary journey, literary retreat, Literary world, literature lover, LitLurker, Minecraft, quiet reading, quiet time, reading, reading habits, Silence, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	1139
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of literature like never before! Our server is filled with bookshelves and libraries galore, perfect for the bookworm in you. Rumor has it that if you read enough high literature in-game, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate literary master of the server.

But beware, there are book bandits roaming around who will try to steal your precious books. Will you be able to protect your literary treasures and become the most well-read player on the server? Join now and find out!

HerstoryCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

academic interests, campus life, critical thinking, cultural norms, education, Fiction, gender bias, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, HerstoryCraft, History, intellectual pursuits, Literature, literature appreciation, Minecraft, philosophy, reading habits, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Ultimate, vampire love stories, Women, women’s studies

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Tired of boring old servers where all you see are players reading fictional vampire love stories? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can engage in epic battles while discussing history and philosophy with a community of strong, intelligent women who will school you on all things intellectual. Join us and show off your knowledge while slaying dragons and building epic structures. Who says women don’t care about history or philosophy? Come see for yourself on our server!

AudiobookCraft

Audible, audio literature, audiobook, AudiobookCraft, book lovers, books, bookworm, literary enjoyment, literary works, Literature, narration, reading aloud, reading experience, reading for pleasure, reading habits, reading out loud, spoken word, storytelling, vocal performance, voice acting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Villages Defended:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS GROWING ON TREES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT SING OPERA.

IF YOU JOIN DIS SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHICKENS WEARING TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. OR MAYBE YOU’LL STUMBLE UPON A VILLAGER VILLAGE WHERE THEY ALL SPEAK IN SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH.

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE AND THE CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS. IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.

CritiCraft: Auntie Approved?

APPROVED, aunt-niece relationships, AUNTIE, book genres, book recommendations, catfish, cheap shots, criticism, CritiCraft, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, generational gaps, insensitivity, judgmental relatives, literary criticism, literary tastes, personal opinions, reading habits, realistic expectations, realistic fiction, romance novels, social interactions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9837
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your aunt’s catfish incident? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game with Ryan Reynolds himself, falling in love and needing your help to pay for the production of his new movie. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of romance novels to read in our virtual library – your aunt will never bother you about your reading choices again! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

CraftyClicks: Where reading is optional, but building is mandatory!

attention span, building, content consumption, CraftyClicks, critical thinking, digital age, digital content, digital influence, fake news, information overload, information quality, information sources, internet culture, Mandatory, media literacy, Misinformation, Online platforms, online reading, Optional, reading, reading comprehension, reading habits, reading material, screen time, social media

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so like, u know how ppl r always on their phones reading stuff on social media? well, u should join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of that! instead of reading boring stuff, u can come on here and play and have fun! it’s like a vacation for ur brain from all the dumb stuff u see online. plus, there’s like, this crazy story about how the server was built on a magical land where unicorns and dragons roam free. so if u wanna escape reality and have a blast, join this server now!

BookwormCraft

Adventure, animators, Book immersion, book lovers, books, BookwormCraft, Bookworms, Characters, creativity, education, Engaging with stories, FANTASY, Fiction, imagination, inspiration, learning, Literary exploration., Literary world, Literature, Long tail tags: Becoming the characters, reading, Reading community, reading experience, reading habits, storytelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	3261
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like diving into a book and becoming the animator of the story! Imagine building a castle with talking animals or riding a unicorn through a rainbow forest. This server is like a magical portal to a land of endless possibilities and crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner animator and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life, then join us now! Let’s make some magic happen, baby!

GFsLitBroReadsKing

athlete, bookshop, Boundaries, child support, Communication, DATING, family dynamics, Family Support, GFsLitBroReadsKing, Girlfriend, hobbies, little brother, parenting, reading habits, RESPONSIBILITY, second mom, sibling relationships, stephen king, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9609
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	5460	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Stephen King novel? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Stephen King himself would be scared to join!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with monsters, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts! Just like in a Stephen King book, you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to team up with other players to take on epic quests and challenges. Just like the characters in a Stephen King novel, you’ll need to rely on your wits and courage to make it through alive.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that’s scarier than a haunted house and more exciting than a rollercoaster ride. Just make sure to ask permission from your girlfriend’s mom before diving into the adventure – you never know what kind of horrors you might uncover!

The Not-So-Vanilla World of Elak, where even the creepers wear sprinkles!

Adventure, ALE, Brewing, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Friends, Ip:, java, Legacy, Map, market, NotSoVanilla, recipes, Semi Vanilla, server info, sprinkles, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Vanilla, weapons, wear, whiskey, wine, world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218

World of Elak Minecraft Server

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ale, wine, whiskey and more, including custom recipes!
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together.

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by obtaining the IP/server info from our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Can I play solo on the server?	While you can play solo, we encourage players to join or form tribes for a more collaborative and engaging experience.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we regularly host in-game events such as treasure hunts, PvP tournaments, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and handle any instances of griefing.

Dungeon Delight Minecraft Server

Addictive, boss fight, bullet hell, Challenging, DELIGHT, Difficult, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, Enter the gungeon, Entertaining, Fun, Gaming, indie game, learning curve, long tail tag, Minecraft, phase 3, Resourceful Rat, rogue like, Server, skill-based, Top-down Shooter, tough enemies, video game

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of taking on the Resourceful Rat in Phase 3! Trust us, it’s harder than trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. But don’t worry, even if you suck at it like our friend here, you’ll still have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few creepers who moonlight as stand-up comedians. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the epic adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

Adult, cat, Cat Roleplay, Edition, Epic, Erotic Roleplay, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, forum, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Roleplaying Thread, smp, Thread, walk, Walk Edition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

MentalCraft: No Boyfriends Allowed

ABUSIVE, Allowed, anxiety, Boundary, Boyfriend, boyfriends, dealbreaker, depression, emotional, Empathy, Father, hormones, medication, mental health, MentalCraft, overreacting, Pregnancy, ptsd, relationship, Support, Therapy, trigger, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun! Just like this insane story of a player who found out she was pregnant and had to stop her depression medication. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when she tried to explain her mental health struggles to her boyfriend, only to be met with ridiculous responses like “happiness is a choice” and “just smile”?

But fear not, on our server, we understand the importance of empathy and support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time and lift each other up. So come on over and build, explore, and laugh with us! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who truly gets you, even when you’re battling pregnancy hormones and dealing with crazy relationship drama. See you in the game!

TimeWarpGamer – Minecraft SMP

altering events, altering the past, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, Alternate Universe, butterfly effect, change history, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, past mistakes, redo, regret, reimagining the past, Revision, rewriting history, second chances, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeWarpGamer, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join our server and go back in time to change history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Want to make dinosaurs roam the earth again? Done. Want to give cavemen smartphones? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky time-traveling server. So grab your pickaxe and hop in your time machine, because the past is your playground on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHappyHour

aromatherapy, BlockyHappyHour, Deep Breathing, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, MASSAGE, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, stress relief, unwind, yoga

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	191	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Tired of adulting all day? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).

Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!

Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!

athletes, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain injury, cognitive abilities, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive performance, concussion, concussion recovery, concussion research, concussion symptoms, Craft, Drain, long-term effects, memory function, non-professional, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports-related concussions, verbal reasoning, Working Memory

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3792	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Aphmau Aaron, Aphmau Games, Aphmau Gaming, Aphmau Minecraft Pranks, Aphmau Playing As, Aphmau pranks, Aphmau Pranks Friends, Minecraft, Minecraft Aphmau, minecraft funny, minecraft mods, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mines Excavated:	1399
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Aphmau, also known as Jess, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series. She has gained a large following for her entertaining videos and engaging storytelling. Aphmau has a passion for creating content that resonates with her audience and has built a strong community of fans who admire her creativity and positivity.

MeteorSky

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Server Skills King of the Hill KoTH Custom Items PvP Economy Survival Minigames Quests Factions Creative Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Redstone, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	290
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Potions Brewed:	91	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchantments Applied:	271

MeteorSky is a Minecraft Skyblock Server with many features such as Skills, King of the Hill (KoTH), Custom Items, and much more!

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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?