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  • CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCreeperVille

    CraftyCreeperVille

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    so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.

    plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

    oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

    so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyDefenceEU

    CraftyDefenceEU

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    lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WarReadyUK

    WarReadyUK

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    so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. the army head dude is like, “we gotta be ready for war in three years, so join this server and train like a pro.” but don’t worry, it’s all in minecraft, so no actual war, just epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, the army head dude is gonna be there to guide you and give you tips on how to survive and conquer. so, like, join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wave 2 Minecraft Server – Surf’s Up!

    Wave 2 Minecraft Server – Surf’s Up!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, get ready for wave 2 of insanity on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with exploding creepers! And that’s just the beginning.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with diamond armor who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical feather that grants you the power to fly!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of ninja villagers who will teach you the art of stealth and sabotage. Sneak into other players’ bases and prank them with exploding sheep and invisible walls. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for wave 2 of chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BodaciousBantaCraft

    BodaciousBantaCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond over insecurities and struggles? Look no further! Join our server where we discuss body size, insecurities, and struggles while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Whether you’re 5’4″ or 7’2″, 200lbs or 400lbs, we welcome all body sizes and shapes. Share your struggles with finding the perfect armor fit or how your character’s hip dips are affecting their agility in battle.

    Our server is a safe space for all players to open up about their bodies and insecurities while enjoying the game. Plus, we have special armor sets designed to fit every body type perfectly!

    Join now for a supportive community, epic adventures, and the best armor customization options you’ve ever seen. Let’s build a world where body positivity reigns supreme, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SmoothCraft SMP: Worst Pickup Line Wins

    SmoothCraft SMP: Worst Pickup Line Wins

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    OMG, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you have to join because the admins are like, super cool and they give out free diamonds every day! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with your bare hands! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the server and gives out enchanted golden apples to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So like, what’s the worst pickup line you’ve used that actually worked? Mine was “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world!” and it totally got me a date with a creeper. Join the server now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, bros! #MinecraftSMP #HerobrineDanceOff #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤪🎮🔥💎

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies

    PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies

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    Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous and hilarious fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond armor with a tutu to a pumpkin helmet paired with a cape made of feathers, we’ve got it all!

    Join our server and strut your stuff in the craziest outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might even start a new trend that takes the Minecraft world by storm! So come on, join us and show off your unique sense of style in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KimJongCraft – No Rogues Allowed!

    KimJongCraft – No Rogues Allowed!

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    come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than north korea and rubio combined! our server is so rogue, it makes kim jong-un look like a fluffy bunny. come build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist. we have more explosions than a trump tweet storm and more chaos than a white house press conference. join now and experience the thrill of being a true rogue state in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

    BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

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    so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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