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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1425
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8601
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

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    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 244
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4992
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 138
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

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    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 6588
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 9382
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Secret Passages Found: 5

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2499
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

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    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 1756
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Mines Excavated: 2936

    New Minecraft ServersNot Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 4327
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 468
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

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    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5721
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Chimeras Created: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Potions Brewed: 73 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Animals Bred: 124
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 0

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

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