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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3388 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7345 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 167 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
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