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Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, disaster aftermath, emotional outbursts., emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, guilt trip, home safety, house rules, living arrangements, LostCraft, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister drama, temporary housing, toddler troubles, Tough Decisions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Mines Excavated:	1118
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	8125
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crops Grown:	1655	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7536	Villages Defended:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

MixedCraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2246	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!