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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3200 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
And don’t even get us started on high heels – who needs ’em when you can strut your stuff in blocky pixelated fashion? We’re all about keeping it real and having a blast in our virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
So come join us on our server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, and where the only thing getting reduced is the amount of time you spend not playing with us! Who needs “muh health reasons” when you can have a hilarious time with us? Let’s get building, mining, and laughing our way through this crazy adventure together!