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VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

belongings, Chaos, cleaning, decluttering, exhaustion, holiday, home, long tail tags, luggage, organization, Packing, post-travel, Preparation, procrastination, Relaxation, Routine, stress, travel, unpacking, vacation, VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Farms Harvested:	526
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!

we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!

also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!

so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!

MSMP

1.18.2, Adventure, Anarchy, create astral, Creative, Curseforge, Exploration, FANTASY, HACKING, java, mmo, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Modded smp (java only, 1.18.2) Part anarchy server with only one rule. NO HACKING

To play you MUST download the Create Astral mod pack from curseforge

msmp.crmodders.dev

Horizon MC

best experience, Crates, Horizon MC, Kits, lag free server, LifeSteal, lifesteal server, magic wands, Shop

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	4525	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

This is the best lifesteal server. Here you can enjoy the best experience

it is lag fee serevr Features:- Shop, Kits, Crates, Magic Wands

HorizonMC.minecraftr.us:25666

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

amazing, CraftyBanana, Excellence, Excellent, excepțional, fantastic, first-rate, Good, Great, high standard, Impressive.., Minecraft, Outstanding, Quality, remarkable, Server, SUPERB, Terrific, top quality, top tier, top-notch, Wonderful

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers dance to disco music, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading skills. This server is like no other, with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing you lullabies as you mine, and a secret underground base full of llamas who are actually alien spies in disguise.

But that’s not all! The server also has a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you have to dodge fireballs and zombie pigmen while trying to collect as many diamonds as possible. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords and potato cannons.

So, what made this server so good? Well, where else can you find a place where the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, appreciation, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Good Vibes, Gratitude, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA., Happiness, hilarious, humor, joy, LaughCraft, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, positive vibes, rofl, Romania, Server, thank you

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!

BlockBrothers Minecraft Server

accusations, anger, Apology, Argument, BlockBrothers, body image, Boundaries, brother, family gathering, family rift, Food, forgiveness, Hosting, insults, Invitation, leftovers, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reconciliation, Server, sister-in-law, theft, weight

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Items Found:	6909	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their food or insult your body shape. Our server is drama-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you to explore.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Plus, we have a special event where you can hunt down missing plates of food in the game – just make sure not to eat them all like OP’s brother did! See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

HealthyCraftBonanza

anger, boyfriend’s family, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, food choices, Fruit, healthy food, healthy lifestyle, HealthyCraftBonanza, Junk Food, lake house, peer pressure, relationship conflicts, road trip, salad, scolding, secret eating, social situations, tradition, VEGETABLES, weekend trip

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	4580
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthy eating is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us for a virtual world where the only food available is fresh fruits, vegetables, and salads. No more junk food here!

Imagine a world where your character’s health depends on their diet. Eat too many virtual hotdogs and chips, and your avatar might just keel over from a virtual heart attack. But fear not, on our server, you’ll thrive on a diet of pixelated greens and fruits.

Don’t let your virtual family judge you for your healthy choices. On our server, everyone will be too busy farming and cooking up delicious, nutritious meals to even notice what you’re eating. And if anyone tries to shame you for your healthy habits, just build a virtual wall around them and keep on munching those virtual carrots.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama is whether to plant tomatoes or cucumbers in your virtual garden. Say goodbye to junk food and hello to a healthier virtual life. See you there!

OscarWorthy Minecraft Server

achievement, Actor, award, deserving, deserving recognition, film industry, Hollywood, Honor, long overdue, Minecraft, oscar, OscarWorthy, Overlooked, Performance, Potential, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, Server, snub, success, talent, TALENTED, Underrated

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Oscars of Minecraft! We have so many talented actors (players) who deserve an Oscar for their amazing performances in building and crafting. Join us and witness epic builds that will leave you speechless and wondering why Hollywood hasn’t recognized these players yet. So come on down and be a part of the award-winning fun on our server!

CraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, coping with challenges, CraftyAdulting, disillusionment, emotional maturity, growing up, HEARTBREAK, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of innocence, Nostalgia, reality check, regrets, responsibilities, Sadness, self-doubt, societal expectations, work stress

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

The saddest part of being an adult is realizing you can’t spend all day playing on our Minecraft server! But fear not, because on our server, we have created a magical land where responsibilities don’t exist and you can mine and build to your heart’s content!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our server is rumored to be home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob of all time – the legendary Disco Sheep, who can break out into a dance party at any moment.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

LebCraft – No Entry Zone

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Crisis, dead zone, Defense, entry, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, Tension, War, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Israel strikes be creating a 5-kilometer ‘dead zone’ in southern Lebanon? like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base in the midst of chaos. who needs peaceful survival when you can have heart-pounding danger at every turn? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world! #explosivefun #minecraftmayhem #joinusnow