Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!
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7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server
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ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server
Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.
So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!
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NightlySurvivor – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly powers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will grant you unlimited power (and make you the envy of all your friends).
So what stopped you from ending it all that night? Join our server and let the madness begin!
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CraftyBabyMama vs In-Laws
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of postpartum life? Look no further! Our server is filled with supportive players who will help you heal from your c-section both physically and mentally. Plus, we have a special baby-friendly zone where you can bring your little one along for the adventure!Join now and escape the drama of toxic family members like your grandmother-in-law. On our server, everyone is a great grandparent to your virtual baby, and they’ll believe she exists from day one! No accusations of keeping your daughter from family here – just pure, wholesome fun in the world of Minecraft.
So come on, leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a community that truly understands the struggles of new parenthood. You’re not an asshole for needing some space – you’re a hero for taking care of yourself and your family. Join our server today and let the healing begin!
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SibLackinCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero family secrets coming to light and causing chaos!Join us and escape the real world drama of secret affairs and long-lost siblings. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your family falling apart.
Plus, who needs a new half-sibling trying to weasel their way into your life when you can have virtual siblings who will always have your back in the game? Trust us, our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and create your own virtual family with fellow players.
So come join us and leave all that messy family stuff behind. After all, who needs a half-sibling drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s keep the drama where it belongs – in the game!
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CraftyTinderMCServ
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s Tinder ban story? Look no further than our server!Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like my friend trying to get back on Tinder after being banned. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft just like he’s trying to find love on the internet.
With crazy stories like this, you won’t be bored on our server. Plus, if you’ve ever been banned from a server before, you’ll fit right in with us. Join now and let the madness begin!
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BoomerTalk SMP
Are you tired of being ignored by your ungrateful offspring? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can show those ungrateful kids who’s boss by building the most epic base and flexing your virtual wealth. Who needs real-life communication when you can bond over creeper explosions and diamond mining? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled parent who will haunt anyone who doesn’t join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those ungrateful kids what they’re missing out on!
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Pump SMP – Like pumping iron, but in Minecraft! 18+ only, pure vanilla server 1.21
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Vanilla 18+ Minecraft Server Minecraft Version 1.21 Community Size Small, Building Playerbase Server Type Vanilla FAQs
1. Can anyone join the server?
No, the server is only for players who are 18 years old and above.
2. Is it a vanilla Minecraft server?
Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server running version 1.21.
3. How can I join the server?
To join the server, you need to join the Discord server mentioned in the post above. There, you will find instructions on how to join the Minecraft server.
4. What kind of environment can I expect on the server?
The server aims to provide a fun and chill environment for players. It is a small community where players can enjoy playing Minecraft together.
5. How can I get more information?
You can join the Discord server linked above to get more details and connect with other players on the server.
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Pump SMP – 18+ only for the purest vanilla experience in Java 1.21!
Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Type Vanilla Minecraft 1.21 Age Requirement 18 and up only FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the server? Join the discord server at the provided link for details on how to join. Is PvP allowed on the server? It is a vanilla server, so PvP is allowed but please be respectful of others. Are there any plugins installed on the server? No, this is a vanilla server without any plugins. Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, you can invite friends who meet the age requirement to join the server.
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BlockBusters: Digging out of the Depths
Are you tired of hitting rock bottom in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, hitting rock bottom is actually a good thing! Why, you ask? Because our underground caves are filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and even a secret society of diamond-wielding llamas who will guide you to victory!Join our server and experience the thrill of digging deeper and deeper into the earth, uncovering rare ores and ancient artifacts that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. And if you ever feel lost or overwhelmed, just remember the wise words of our resident cave-dwelling chicken who will squawk words of encouragement in your ear.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where hitting rock bottom is just the beginning of an epic adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity in the best possible way.