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BlockyBounceBack
Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that turns you into a fireproof diamond-seeking ninja! Join us and experience the ultimate high of finding diamonds without the fear of losing them to pesky lava pits. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous chicken who loves to steal players’ diamonds and hide them in secret underground chicken coops. Can you outsmart the diamond-stealing chicken and become the richest player on the server? Join us and find out! -
FarOutMinecraftSMP
Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a group of players who were just minding their own business, building their little huts and farming their crops. But then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned in the middle of their village and started laying explosive eggs everywhere! Chaos ensued as the players scrambled to avoid getting blown up by the chicken’s deadly eggs.
But that’s not all, oh no. In this server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your friend. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and see just how far you can go in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend that explosive chicken along the way!
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SkyHighCraft
join our epic minecraft server where you can be the king of the world, literally. build your own castle in the sky and rain down diamonds on all the peasants below. watch out for flying pigs and unicorns, they might steal your loot but they sure make the server more interesting. plus, the lava is actually chocolate and the zombies drop pizza slices instead of rotten flesh. come join the madness and be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world! -
PeakCraft: Halfway Heights
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. when you join, you gotta climb this huge mountain, right? but get this, when you finally reach the tippy top, you’re only HALFWAY there!cuz, like, the real fun starts when you jump off the mountain and land in this secret underground world filled with, like, flying pigs and rainbow sheep. but watch out for the evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns, man.
and, like, if you manage to survive all that craziness, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
so, like, if you’re ready for the most epic adventure of your life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown, dude.
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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join dis minecraft server where u can bury ur dead kids like in Majdal Shams! we got graveyards for all ur little ones who didn’t make it thru the night! join now for a chance to win a free tombstone with ur child’s name on it! don’t miss out on dis killer deal! -
KoreaCraft2022
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA DEN DA OLYMPICZ! WE GOT SOUTH KOREA THINKIN DEY NORTH KOREA, ITZ A WHOLE MESS! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS CHAOS, JOIN NOW! WE GOT PPL CONFUSED AF, ITZ WILD! WHO KNOWZ WHAT’LL HAPPEN NEXT, MAYBE DA MOON WILL TURN INTO CHEESE, ANYTHING GOEZ! JOIN NOW FOR DA LOLZ! -
AussieCraft: KyleCarlEquality
come join our epic minecraft server where kyle and carl are the same name in australia!!! why join? well let me tell you, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts and unicorns that poop diamonds!!! not to mention our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. oh, and did i mention we have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxing needs? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and chaos on our server where anything is possible, even if kyle and carl are the same name in australia!!! -
Ezartla: Where even the creepers are better at redstone than you
Ezartla Survival Server Welcome to Ezartla Survival Server!
We are thrilled to announce the grand opening of Ezartla Survival Server! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable survival adventure with a plethora of exciting features designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the world of Minecraft, Ezartla has something for everyone.
Key Features:
Feature Description Land Claiming Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system. Player-Run Economy Trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth. Ranks Earn ranks through achievements and unlock unique perks. Custom Enchantments Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization. Massive World Explore a 50,000 by 50,000 block world for endless adventure. Minecraft 1.21 Experience the latest version of Minecraft with new features. And Much More Constantly updated with new features for fresh gameplay. Connect With Us:
Server IP: play.ezartla.com
Join Our Discord: discord.gg/ezartla
We can’t wait to see you in-game and witness the amazing creations and communities that will form on Ezartla. If you have any questions or need assistance, our friendly staff team is always here to help.
Happy crafting, and see you on Ezartla!
Best regards,
The Ezartla Survival Server Team
FAQs:
Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla Survival Server?
A: You can claim land by using our intuitive land claiming system. Simply place a claim block and extend your claim as needed.
Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?
A: Yes, we have a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.
Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?
A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. Each rank unlocks unique perks and abilities.
Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?
A: Yes, we have powerful custom enchantments that can give you an edge in both PvE and PvP gameplay.
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CraftyMystery Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of insanity waiting for you!Join us and witness the epic tale of a chicken who rose to power and became the ruler of the entire server. Yes, you heard that right, a chicken! But this is no ordinary chicken, this chicken can build, mine, and even PvP like a pro. Who needs players when you have a chicken running the show?
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that can fly! That’s right, this sheep defies all laws of Minecraft physics and soars through the skies like a majestic rainbow-colored bird. Join our server and witness this incredible sight for yourself!
So why did she do it? Join our server and find out for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the chicken uprising and the flying pink sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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CraftyNijiSMP – Nijiisanji EN General Minecraft SMP Madness
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the players are as wild as the creepers! We have Nijisanji EN YouTubers, LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth, and more!Imagine mining diamonds with Petra Gurin or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock! Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we have a teamup schedule that will make your head spin and a website where you can watch streams at the same time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re building a giant meme statue, then that’s totally cool. Let’s get crafting, baby! 🤪🔥🎮