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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4767 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 97 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”
we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.
plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
