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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9677 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!