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BrotherlyCraft Minecraft Server

Air Force, associates degree, bitterness, boot camp, brother, BrotherlyCraft, double knee replacement, family, gi joe, hard work, Help, household chores, Job, Lazy, Military, Minecraft, parents, re-enlist, Resentment, Server, Support, work ethic

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1573
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lazy siblings who mooch off your parents and can’t even do their own laundry? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can show off your skills in loading equipment into aircraft carriers just like our Air Force hero here. No lazy siblings allowed, only hardworking players who know how to mow lawns and cut wood without being asked.

Forget about GI-Joe, become the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server. Re-enlist with us and show your brother who the real boss is. Plus, with our crazy challenges and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why wait? Join now and leave the lazy drama behind. Who needs a snide sibling when you can have a whole community of awesome players to conquer the Minecraft world with?

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5300
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4221	Dragon Eggs Found:	8483
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crops Grown:	8596
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7929
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	91
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	19
New Chunks Explored:	660951	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5897
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dimension Hops:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!