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Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

addiction, bedtime, coping mechanisms, coping with no sleep, CREEPERS, future plans, gaming all day, Inheritance, insomnia, internet racism, judgment, late night thoughts, living off inheritance, Meth, NEET, neurotic boss, past my bedtime, sleep deprivation, smoking, underage girls, video games, work struggles

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

Adventure, Anime, DAUGHTER, destiny, Edition, family, FANTASY, Future, growth, Hope, industrious duo, isekai, Journey, light novel, Lily, Magic, magitek revolution, Minecraft, Misadventures, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Potential, Reincarnation, revolution, Tensei

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

Dangerous, Discreet, discreet encounters, discreet services, escort, escorts, Forbidden, hidden, hidden gems, hidden locations, Hottest, illegal, less than 10K, Minecrafts, off the grid, pimps, PIXEL, Prostitutes, Risky, Risky Business, secret, service, small town, Tiny, TOWN, undercover, undercover operation, Underground

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

Adventures, Analysis, Ayan, Country, Crafty, critique, culture, Diversity, Edition, heritage, History, Identity, Individualism, nationalism, perspective, philosophy, Politics, post, pride, Reflection, society, tradition, ubermensch

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

actual game, Adventure, best, bethesda, Bethesda fallout, CREEPERS, Exploration, fallout 76, FalloutCraft, Focus, Fun, gameplay, Good Game, mmo, multiplayer, nukes, post-apocalyptic, pretending, real, Survival, tired, top tier, Wasteland, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Votes:	6599	Villages Defended:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

ALL EUROPEANS, ALL NON AMERICANS, apply, Email address, European, Europeans, lolz, MuricaCraft, niggers, NonAmericans, Place, porn poster, RANGE BAN, ruin, Spammer

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Towns Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	94
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Villages Defended:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!