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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 356 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!