Rdr2 2023 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Destiny Burger 1.20.4

Anime Series, Fate/Hambaga characters, 1.20.4, Fate/Hambaga, japanese food

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to battle it out in a virtual world where you can summon epic warriors and fight for the ultimate prize? Well, look no further than this Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner hero and conquer all who stand in your way! Join us now and experience the thrill of the fight like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you engage in epic battles, but you can also build your own kingdom, complete with castles, dungeons, and even a McDonald’s! That’s right, we’ve got a Hambaga joint in the middle of all the action because why the heck not? Who wouldn’t want to chow down on a juicy burger after a hard day of slaying monsters?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn appears on the server and grants wishes to those who can find it! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? You got it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in Fate/Hambaga, anything can happen!

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GrannyCraft grief escape

GrannyCraft, addiction, job hunting, family dynamics, mental health

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with your virtual pals.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and epic battles. Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Say goodbye to guilt-tripping grandmas and crack-smoking uncles, and hello to a world of blocky fun.

We promise no verbal altercations, no threats of calling the cops over missing whipped cream, and definitely no golden child syndrome. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CakeCrafters

baked goods, chocolate cake, homemade cake, Cake, fruit cake

Do you like cake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a cake for every type of player! Whether you’re a red velvet warrior or a vanilla villager, we’ve got a cake just for you. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free slice of cake every time you log in! Plus, rumor has it that our cakes have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. So come join us and let’s eat cake and fly together!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

international relations, economic sanctions, political decisions, China, energy security

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

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CraftyCreeperJewDefense

Hate Speech, Speech, Jews, racism, worldwide

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

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Opposite Spring Slinky Land

metal, Land, Science, Slinky toys, Educational

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

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Neuro Rhythm Craft

nerve function, neuromodulation, medical advancements, Therapy, Chronic pain

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

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Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

wildlife encounter, unexpected, Nature, close encounter, Outdoor

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

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WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

Apology, Cash, Boundaries, compost, Natural

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

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PleasureCraft SMP

mental health, Pleasure, non-sexual, leisure, peacefulness

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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