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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3799 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.
So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!