Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about exploring the wacky world of Filipino culture!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to corrupt your kids’ minds with our vile filth! Our sassy and snarky greeting cards and stickers are definitely not appropriate for children, so parents beware!
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of being called “cheap” by your friends just because you like to save a few bucks here and there? Then join our Minecraft server, where being frugal is celebrated! We understand the importance of getting the best bang for your buck, just like how you found that sweet deal on a refurbished Macbook for your wife’s birthday.
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival challenge! Join us and choose your base/hideout from a range of crazy options like a haunted amusement park, a zombie-infested mall, or even a top-secret government lab filled with experimental monsters.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
Yo, you gotta join this sick Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, one time, this dude was playin’ and he found a secret cave full of diamonds and emeralds, but then a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up! It was hilarious, man!
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
So, like, you know how elbows on tables used to be, like, a big deal? well, not on this server, man! we’re all about elbows on tables, elbows on chairs, elbows on anything you want! come join us and show off your best elbow skills in our epic elbow-building competitions. trust me, you’ve never seen elbows like this before. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent elbows who are plotting to take over the world. so, like, join us now before it’s too late! #elbowsrule #elbowpower #joinusnow
so, like, u know how u keep applying for jobs and they keep sayin no? well, me too. so i said screw it and decided to make a ROGUELIKE MINECRAFT SERVER instead. like, u can totally escape the real world and just chill in this crazy virtual world i made. it’s like a mix of dungeons and dragons and minecraft, but with a twist. u gotta fight off zombie creepers and evil skeletons while trying to find the ultimate treasure. and get this, if u die, u gotta start alllll over again. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? so come join my server and let’s see if u got what it takes to beat the ultimate roguelike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about exploring the wacky world of Filipino culture!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to corrupt your kids’ minds with our vile filth! Our sassy and snarky greeting cards and stickers are definitely not appropriate for children, so parents beware!
Are you tired of being called “cheap” by your friends just because you like to save a few bucks here and there? Then join our Minecraft server, where being frugal is celebrated! We understand the importance of getting the best bang for your buck, just like how you found that sweet deal on a refurbished Macbook for your wife’s birthday.
Yo, you gotta join this sick Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, one time, this dude was playin’ and he found a secret cave full of diamonds and emeralds, but then a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up! It was hilarious, man!
So, like, you know how elbows on tables used to be, like, a big deal? well, not on this server, man! we’re all about elbows on tables, elbows on chairs, elbows on anything you want! come join us and show off your best elbow skills in our epic elbow-building competitions. trust me, you’ve never seen elbows like this before. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent elbows who are plotting to take over the world. so, like, join us now before it’s too late! #elbowsrule #elbowpower #joinusnow
so, like, u know how u keep applying for jobs and they keep sayin no? well, me too. so i said screw it and decided to make a ROGUELIKE MINECRAFT SERVER instead. like, u can totally escape the real world and just chill in this crazy virtual world i made. it’s like a mix of dungeons and dragons and minecraft, but with a twist. u gotta fight off zombie creepers and evil skeletons while trying to find the ultimate treasure. and get this, if u die, u gotta start alllll over again. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, right? so come join my server and let’s see if u got what it takes to beat the ultimate roguelike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.