| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5157 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 786 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Magic Items Found: | 1018 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1588 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater civilizations. Swim with these majestic creatures and learn the ways of the underwater builders.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every new player gets their very own pet creeper to roam around with them and blow things up on command. Want to impress your friends with your explosive sidekick? Look no further than our server!
So come on down and join us for the most meme-tastic and dolphin-filled experience of your Minecraft life. Don’t be a normie, be a part of our epic zoomer community today!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8274 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our admin is none other than a magical llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of llama jousting. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in PvP battles.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to a tribe of flying pigs who will guide you on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon and claim its treasure. Plus, every full moon, a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows opens up for a limited time only.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4068 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3503 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Imagine a world where every block is out to get you, where every creeper has a secret agenda, and where diamonds are more elusive than the Loch Ness Monster. That’s right, on our server, nothing is as it seems and everything will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the souls games can’t compete. We’re talking Demons souls, Dark souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and even Elden Ring are just rip-offs of our Minecraft world. Why settle for imitation when you can have the real deal?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The blocks are watching…👀🔥
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1959 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 699 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7619 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6957 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 159 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3284 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 498 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
But that’s not all, we have a New User Guide that will blow your mind, a VAE that is so important it will make your head spin, and a Controlnet that is definitely not just a dummy. And don’t even get me started on our Block Merging techniques – it’s like Tetris on steroids!
Looking to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and download ComfyUI, because who needs comfort in real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? And if you’re an AMD GPU user, we’ve got a link just for you – because we support all types of Minecraft players, even the ones with specific hardware preferences.
Plus, don’t miss out on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section – because why limit your Minecraft fantasies to just blocks and mobs when you can explore a whole new world of possibilities?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous links, and outrageous stories that will make you question reality itself. Minecraft will never be the same again!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4402 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 227 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1551 |
Picture this: Instead of being stuck in a crowded, overrated server, you can join ours and be the king of the block! Show off your building skills to a small, but dedicated group of players who appreciate your creativity.
And get this – rumor has it that our server is so under the radar, it’s actually a secret government experiment testing the limits of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises you might uncover while playing on our server?
So say goodbye to the games you hate with a passion and say hello to the wacky, wild world of our mysterious Minecraft server. Join today and be a part of something truly unique (and slightly questionable)!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9839 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5344 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
