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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5469 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 149 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
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