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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5074 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!
