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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1900 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4168 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!
