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| Players: |
90/300 |
Votes: |
9817 |
| Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: |
2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
1 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: |
4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
7 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: |
3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: |
5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
3 |
| Star Shards Collected: |
263 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
1 |
so, like, this
server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.
also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
