Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.
Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to know the secret to eternal life? Just ask our resident wizard, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a stack of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring, mundane Minecraft servers. Life is too short to settle for anything less than pure, unadulterated craziness!
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.
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| Description | Looking for a lifesteal server that is well-moderated and fun? Look no further! We are building a community to enjoy playing lifesteal together. The server will be launching soon, within 1-3 days depending on player count. The server hosting will be determined by the number of members, with a preference for a dedicated server if we reach over 30 players. |
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| Application | For more information and to fill out an application, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB |
| Question | Answer |
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| How soon will the server launch? | The server will launch within 1-3 days, depending on player count. |
| How will the server hosting be determined? | If we have over 30 members, a dedicated server will be purchased. If the player count is low, a free server hosting service will be used. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Join our Discord server and fill out an application through the provided link: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB |
But wait, there’s more! Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman are also waiting for you to summon them to join in on the fun. And if that’s not enough, we have a Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, and even a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline to help you on your epic journey.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, chickens! They may not be able to fly, but they sure know how to build a mean chicken coop.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have been plotting to take over the server for years. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
