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Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

80s, 90s, childhood memories, classic games, Entertainment, Flags, gaming industry, iconic characters, Luigi, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, Obsession, Old, Play, plumbers, pop culture, retro gaming, smp, super mario bros, video games, WASHED, washed up

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a world where plumbers are the ultimate celebrities! Forget about those old, washed-up plumbers from the past, because on our server, we have a whole new level of plumber madness. Dive into crazy adventures, build insane contraptions, and battle against evil turtles and mushrooms! Who needs flags when you can have a plumber-tastic time on our server? Join now and experience the plumber craze like never before!

Incel Walk Minecraft Server

#icecream, 11 pm, alone, coping mechanisms, craving, dessert, incel, Inceldom, incelwalk, incelwalked, ISOLATION, late night, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Nighttime, self improvement, self reflection, Server, social awkwardness, Treat, walk

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in all of Minecraft! Join us and you’ll experience crazy adventures like incelwalking to buy ice cream at 11 pm in your very own virtual world. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to in our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

40k, 70% cash, asset allocation, Buying, Cash, Diversification, economic indicators, Financial goals, Financial Planning, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio management, purchasing power, risk management, savings, short-term gains, smp, stock market, wealth management

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Towns Built:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

big streamers, Community, CraftyDudes, Established, general, independent, indie, just chatting, Language, liveposting, Male indies, male vtubers, Minecraft, ontopic, Oshi, Platform, rules, Server, Small Streamers, STREAMS, Thread, Vtubers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	158	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7059
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

Argument, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, dad, Dedication, discipline, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Lisa, Minecraft, Music, noise, parenting, Practice, practice time, Racket, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, teenage rebellion, teenager

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

Power Play Minecraft Server

long tail tags, Minecraft, Play, POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR, power, Server, Unlimited, Unlimited Power

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime challenge, anime colors, Anime Community, anime enthusiasts, anime fans, anime knowledge, anime openings, anime quiz, Anime Series, anime trivia, Blue, color, color coordination, coordinated, easy quiz, guessing game, long tail tag, Minecraft, opening sequence, PINK, smp, Tag

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	7684	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	6848

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr8.bear-land.net

Final Map Minecraft Server

exclusive map, exclusive version, FINAL, final blueprint, final copy, final design, final document, final draft, final layout, final map, final version, higher authorities, higher-ups, just got, long tail tags, Map, Minecraft, official map, Server, tags, topographical map

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

Appearance, appearance check, appearance update, Assessment, Evaluation, health check, Leah, Leah’s appearance, Leah’s appearance evaluation, Leah’s appearance review, Leah’s condition, Leah’s progress, Leah’s status, Leah’s wellbeing, looking, Minecraft, Observation, physical appearance, pt.4, SillySquid, smp, SOCS

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!