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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2748 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8015 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.
So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.