| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1704 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 693 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5155 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3106 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1222 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1419 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 529936 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1912 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2259 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3474 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2466 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7827 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4789 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 107 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6108 |
| Votes: | 1630 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
