New Minecraft Servers 2025

raunchy joke Minecraft Servers

raunchy joke Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2315
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Villages Defended: 19
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SonicCraft – Fast & Furiously Fun Minecraft Server

    SonicCraft – Fast & Furiously Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7070
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from gardening with Knuckles to racing with Shadow! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running through Green Hill Zone on a sugar rush!

    Did you hear the news? Sonic X Shadow Generations is getting an animation AND a game release on October 25, 2024! Plus, get ready for Sonic Rumble, where Sonic and friends battle it out in the ultimate showdown!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at Sonic the Hedgehog 3, coming December 20, 2024! And don’t miss out on the latest IDW releases, including Sonic the Hedgehog: Spring Broken and Sonic the Hedgehog Annual 2024!

    Join our server for a wild ride through the world of Sonic, with game and mod recommendations, comic scans, and even a booru for all your OC needs! So grab your chili dogs and come race with us in the Pixel World – you won’t want to miss a moment of the action!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedWars Minecraft Server

    BedWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 5580
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring madness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us if you’re tired of arguing with your boyfriend about his constant snoring and couch napping habits. On our server, you can build a virtual bedroom for him to sleep in, far away from your ears.

    Imagine a world where you can peacefully watch your favorite show without being interrupted by loud snores. Our server offers the perfect solution to your real-life dilemma – just log on and leave the snoring behind!

    So come join us, where you can finally get some peace and quiet without having to go for a walk every time your boyfriend falls asleep on the couch. It’s time to say goodbye to the snoring arguments and hello to a snore-free Minecraft paradise!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoTouchyGFNoTouchy

    NoTouchyGFNoTouchy
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9681
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting your belongings! Join us if you’re tired of people treating their virtual blocks like they’re disposable!

    On our server, we have a strict policy of respecting all in-game items and structures. No more griefing or careless destruction here! We believe in taking care of your virtual possessions just like you would in real life.

    Join us and experience a community of players who understand the value of their pixelated possessions. Build your dream castle without fear of it being destroyed by a reckless player!

    So if you’re tired of dating someone who treats their belongings like garbage, come join our server and surround yourself with like-minded individuals who appreciate the value of virtual property. Because in our world, respecting your items is no joke!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101

    VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9999
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Join our server and unlearn all the crazy things you thought you knew about sex from porn and mainstream movies! Our community of late bloomer Redditors will show you the ropes (literally) and teach you the real way to mine for diamonds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing harder than obsidian is our dedication to helping you lose your Minecraft virginity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6569
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

    if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StateOfFiction

    StateOfFiction
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 1848
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

    imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

    on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

    NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 6752
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 396

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

    BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 7912
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

    NoFearCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9771
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Towns Built: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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