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HippoBingeCraft
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT ENERGY DRINKS AND ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE! OUR RATS IN THE HIPPOCAMPUS REGION OF THE BRAIN LOVE IT! THEY DRINK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW AND BUILD THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT CREATIONS EVER! COME JOIN THE PARTY AND SEE WHAT INSANE SHENANIGANS OUR RATS ARE UP TO! WHO NEEDS NEURAL FUNCTIONING ANYWAY? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC BLOCKY MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! -
LabRatCraft: Where experiments are more fun than 5% effective drugs!
Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shenanigans, bro! We be testin’ out new drugs on animals like mice and rats before we test ’em on players like you! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!We got some insane results from these animal studies, man. Like, did you know that only 5% of the therapies tested on animals actually end up as human drugs? It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of trial and error, but hey, that’s what makes it so exciting, right?
So if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft server and see what kind of mind-blowing creations we can come up with! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next guinea pig… I mean, test subject, to discover the next big thing in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get weird, baby!
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SleepyCraft: Memory Lapse
so, like, picture this: u log onto this cray cray minecraft server and ur like, whoa, this place is lit! but then u find out that ur brain signal linked to memory formation is like, deteriorating cuz u been sleep deprived. but guess what? on this server, even if u pull an all-nighter, ur brain signal still gonna be poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of july! like, u could be running around building stuff and fighting zombies and ur memory formation signal is just like, “nah, i got u fam.” it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. so come join this server and never worry about sleep again, cuz who needs sleep when u got a brain signal that’s always on fleek? -
Crafty Kike Rats
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.
Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!
Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?
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BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!
Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!
Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀
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BlockyBaez – Rats and Hacks Welcome! 🐭🔨
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer a 3D live Dream Catcher experience that will blow your mind!Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
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Grandma’s House LGBT+ Safe Space 1.20.4
Welcome home.LGBTQ+ | Survival | Hub | Events | Safe SpaceSocials, Wiki, Map, EtcJava IPgrandmas.houseBedrock IPgrandmasbed.netPort19132
“Grandma’s House is one of the most wholesome places out there. […] They’re a super-friendly community of individuals who want to support one another – you’d fit right in with them in a matter of minutes.”“Trolls are dealt with swiftly and effectively here, which is very nice”“No other server and community actually makes me smile for real lol”
About UsKatie (she/her) is your immortal queer Grandma, who has been the mascot of this server since the beginning, January 2020.
We offer a wide range of possibilities;
Whether you are a creative survival builder, a fierce PVE’er, a minecraft server economy mogul, or just someone looking to play Minecraft in a queer-led safe space and meet other queer gamers, all are welcome in Grandma’s House.
Queer Safe SpaceWith an array of protection of both land and chat, we minimize the queerphobia you unfortunately can experience on other Minecraft servers.
On top of slurs being hard blocked, even if you do get griefed*, it is only a matter of staff pressing our version of Ctrl + Z and it will be restored.
Grandma’s goal is to be a cozy little corner of the big and scary internet.
This means a zero-tolerance of drama, toxicity, bullying, as well as debates, politics, bigotry and NSFW topics.
About 75% of the server identifies as queer, so you are never alone.
(*Griefing is when a troll destroys property on a Minecraft server on purpose)
More DetailsThe server runs 100% non profit on donations.
To keep a balance between keeping the server afloat, and not submitting to p2w tactics, we have two ways to buy ranks:
Either with in-game money and playtime, or with real money on the website.
For more information about the server, you can visit the wiki on our website linked above.
🌻See you soon!grandmas.house