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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1097 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Imagine a world where blowouts only happen when you accidentally set off TNT, not in a baby’s diaper! On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into helping strangers with their parenting duties. We’re all about building epic structures and exploring new lands, not dealing with messy situations like that.
So come join us and leave the dirty glances behind! Build your own empire, make new friends, and never feel bad about refusing to change a diaper again. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect? Let’s block and roll, baby!