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RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

5 year old, aita, comprehending, inappropriate, mental health issues, Minecraft, pervert, Perverts, pissed, rational explanation, restroom, RestroomRuckus, Server, Shocked, Son, tirade, Wal-Mart, Wife, women’s restroom, world today

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Potions Brewed:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Animals Bred:	93	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	356321

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6360	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3445	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	561913
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7496	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Potions Brewed:	157	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	9090
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍