Ratio MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft

Stacked, small stature, statistics, midgets, study

hey u! ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta come to our server cuz we got midgets with big peepees runnin around everywhere! they may be small in size but they pack a big punch, if u know what i mean 😉 join our server for a wild ride filled with tiny but mighty players who will blow ur mind (and maybe other things too) 😂

come on down to our server and witness the magic of midgets with massive manhoods, it’s a sight to behold! u won’t find this kinda action anywhere else, trust me. so what are u waiting for? join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little scared too) 😜

server IP: tinyPeen.About.bigPeen

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Adonis Ratio Realm

body metrics, Ratio, exercise science, physical dominance, male attractiveness

Join Us or Be Forever Banished to the Void! The Adonis Ratio Awaits!

Welcome, brave adventurer! You’ve stumbled upon THE MINECRAFT SERVER that even the elders speak of in hushed whispers between the flickering of their compasses. This place is a tangled web of dimensions: it might be the best server you’ve ever not experienced, or it could just be the worst mistake of your pixelated life! Can you hear the blocks crying out in joy or despair? Join us and let reality fracture like glass! Why would you NOT join? Did you know the Adonis ratio is a mystical number that governs the very laws of Minecraft physics?

Feature	Description
Gravity Defiance	All blocks float higher than your dreams, unless they’re made of sadness.
Endless Cows	Summon cows that moo in forgotten languages only at twilight. When do cows even exist?
Emerald Candyland	Eat emeralds for health… or was it health for eating? The edible choice is yours, but digestion isn’t guaranteed!
Time Warp Events	Every hour, experience a random time slip where dinosaurs might attack or your past self will sell you magic beans.
Invisible Blocks	Walk through walls! Falling into the void couldn’t possibly be more exhilarating… or could it?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server? A: Ah, but is joining truly what you seek? Philosophy suggests that the act of joining could actually mean departing from everything you know. Is it too late to turn back?

Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Disengage your mind from the illusion of child safety! Reality is merely a construct held together with “what ifs.” Would you breathe air, or would you rather sip melted dreams?

Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends? A fleeting concept! One moment they’re building castles, the next moment they cease to exist, trapped in a paradox of friendship.

Random Reviews

“What's your Adonis ratio, robots? Apparently…”

“the golden ratio btw…”

Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server

biology, small stature, Body, Stacked, Unique

join dis epic minecraft server where midgets rule the land and have the biggest dongs in all the land. u wont believe ur eyes when u see these tiny dudes swinging their massive schlongs around, it’s like a circus but with more blocky graphics. come for the midgets, stay for the dong show. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Ballin’ Planet Population

world, human beings, Average, Ballin, same amount

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

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BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

Perception, taboo, national, Minecraft, anal sex

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal sex of Minecraft servers – weird, unhygienic, and only for the true connoisseurs!

In our server, we have a special “anal” section where you can explore the depths of the underworld (literally) and discover hidden treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your pants too).

Join us and be a part of a community that embraces the weird and the wild. Who needs vanilla when you can have anal-lla? So come on, dive in deep and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

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Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

united states, real estate, buy a house, housing affordability, Ratio

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

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Modern Chaos: Anarchy 1.17

1.17, Fun, Anarchy, Server, world

Modern Anarchy

An 1.17 Anarchy server where you can do anything you want. Just don’t make the withers mad 🙂 and feel free to wreck as much of the world as you please. The owner doesn’t mind. Just enjoy yourself!

135.125.123.110

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Trollcraft PvP Zone

Spawn, HACKING, banned, Builder’s Site, rules

Trollcraft Server Info

Trollcraft is a pvp server where trolling is allowed, but hacking is not! If you get caught, you’ll be banned. Don’t mess with the Builder’s Site (spawn area). This server might seem chill, but don’t push your luck with breaking the rules.

Join the fun and be part of the Trollcraft community!

144.217.45.77

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Mystic FantasyCraft

Craft, Server, Sandbox, Custom Plugins, Relaxing

FantasyCraft Server

FantasyCraft is a chill server where you can do anything you want. Play mini-games or just stroll around the amusement park. It’s all about having a good time and relaxing. Join now and escape reality for a while!

play.fantasycraft.be

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RoyalCraft KingSMP

Custom Enchants, Amazing support, Custom Plugins, custom art, Friendly staff

KingSMP

The Official Minecraft Server of The KingSMP

Custom plugins. Custom enchants. Custom art. friendly staff. Amazing support.

144.217.199.3:25572

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