Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft

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hey u! ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta come to our server cuz we got midgets with big peepees runnin around everywhere! they may be small in size but they pack a big punch, if u know what i mean 😉 join our server for a wild ride filled with tiny but mighty players who will blow ur mind (and maybe other things too) 😂

come on down to our server and witness the magic of midgets with massive manhoods, it’s a sight to behold! u won’t find this kinda action anywhere else, trust me. so what are u waiting for? join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little scared too) 😜

server IP: tinyPeen.About.bigPeen

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Adonis Ratio Realm

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Join Us or Be Forever Banished to the Void! The Adonis Ratio Awaits!

Welcome, brave adventurer! You’ve stumbled upon THE MINECRAFT SERVER that even the elders speak of in hushed whispers between the flickering of their compasses. This place is a tangled web of dimensions: it might be the best server you’ve ever not experienced, or it could just be the worst mistake of your pixelated life! Can you hear the blocks crying out in joy or despair? Join us and let reality fracture like glass! Why would you NOT join? Did you know the Adonis ratio is a mystical number that governs the very laws of Minecraft physics?

Feature	Description
Gravity Defiance	All blocks float higher than your dreams, unless they’re made of sadness.
Endless Cows	Summon cows that moo in forgotten languages only at twilight. When do cows even exist?
Emerald Candyland	Eat emeralds for health… or was it health for eating? The edible choice is yours, but digestion isn’t guaranteed!
Time Warp Events	Every hour, experience a random time slip where dinosaurs might attack or your past self will sell you magic beans.
Invisible Blocks	Walk through walls! Falling into the void couldn’t possibly be more exhilarating… or could it?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server? A: Ah, but is joining truly what you seek? Philosophy suggests that the act of joining could actually mean departing from everything you know. Is it too late to turn back?

Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children? Disengage your mind from the illusion of child safety! Reality is merely a construct held together with “what ifs.” Would you breathe air, or would you rather sip melted dreams?

Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends? A fleeting concept! One moment they’re building castles, the next moment they cease to exist, trapped in a paradox of friendship.

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Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server

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Ballin’ Planet Population

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

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BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal sex of Minecraft servers – weird, unhygienic, and only for the true connoisseurs!

In our server, we have a special “anal” section where you can explore the depths of the underworld (literally) and discover hidden treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your pants too).

Join us and be a part of a community that embraces the weird and the wild. Who needs vanilla when you can have anal-lla? So come on, dive in deep and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

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Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

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Shardbound SMP – Original Plugin, Welcoming Community, Limited Applications!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features Welcoming community

Gameplay Mechanics Build, fight, grind, farming

Community Aspects Original plugin with unique powers and abilities

Discord Join Discord

FAQ

What is Shardbound?

Shardbound is a Minecraft server with a welcoming community and unique gameplay mechanics.

When will Shardbound be released?

Shardbound is planned to release within the next 10 days.

What can players do on Shardbound?

Players can build, fight, grind, and farm on Shardbound.

What is unique about the plugin on Shardbound?

The plugin on Shardbound gives players powers and abilities based on killing enemies, with a completely unique execution.

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Key Features	Welcoming community
Gameplay Mechanics	Build, fight, grind, farming
Community Aspects	Original plugin with unique powers and abilities
Discord	Join Discord

ChunkMC: The Ultimate SMP Adventure – Custom Mobs, Quests, Jobs, and Dungeons!

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ChunkMC Server Overview

Key Features	Unique custom features, friendly community
Gameplay Mechanics	Crowbar, Custom Enchants, Custom Fishing, The Forge, Spawner Shards, Chunk Hoppers, Grappling Hook, Elevators
Community Aspects	Collaboration, showcasing creations, social interactions

Important Links

Map: https://map.chunkmc.com/
Server IP: play.chunkmc.com
Server Version: 1.20.3-1.21.4 (1.21.5 support coming soon…)
Bedrock: play.chunkmc.com (Port 19132)

We hope to see you on ChunkMC!

Ask a friendly staff member to help you on your journey if you need any help!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on ChunkMC?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Are there any rules against griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on ChunkMC. Respect other players’ builds.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP: play.chunkmc.com

The Bob Kingdoms SMP – Fresh Reset! Join us for Survival Fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features Survival SMP

Gameplay Mechanics Kingdoms, Mods (Farming, Furniture, Gravestones)

Community Aspects Friendly staff, Join or create kingdoms

Discord Join our Discord

FAQ

What is the server about?

The Bob SMP is a Survival SMP server based on kingdoms where you can create or join.

What mods are included?

The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.

Are the staff friendly?

Yes, we have friendly staff who would love for you to join us!

How can I join?

Join us today by clicking on the Discord link above!

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Key Features	Survival SMP
Gameplay Mechanics	Kingdoms, Mods (Farming, Furniture, Gravestones)
Community Aspects	Friendly staff, Join or create kingdoms
Discord	Join our Discord

Ultimate Hardcore Survival: OneLife [1.21.4] – No Resets, Permaban on Death

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OneLife Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Hardcore SMP with one life
Gameplay Mechanics	Permanent ban on death No world resets 2K x 2K block spawn radius 350K x 350K block world Optional proximity chat
Community Aspects	PvP, Raiding, and Griefing allowed No Hacking/Xray/Abuse of Exploits
IP	OneLife.Hardmode.Pro
Discord	Join our Discord
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Can I respawn after dying?

No, you only have one life on the server.

Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server.

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacking, Xray, and abuse of exploits are strictly prohibited.

DNMC Prison Experience: Modded Cells & King Of The Hill | Stable Economy & Growing Community

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Prison: Mine & grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: Fair balance for free-to-play players.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes.

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, visit the store or join the community on Discord.

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server P2W?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for all players.
Are there regular PvP events?	Yes, players can participate in events like KOTH and AirDrops.
Can players customize their characters?	Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes available.

WoodPuncher Lifesteal SMP PvP Server

active community, Boss Battles, competitive gameplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, Custom Plugins, Exciting Events, Friendly staff, hardcore survival, LifeSteal, Loyal Player Base, player interaction, player rewards, Player Shops, PvP, PvP arenas, PvP Madness, Quests and Challenges, Resource Economy, Seasonal Events, Server, Server Events, smp, Unique Features, WoodPuncher

Lifesteal SMP Server

Key Features
Lifesteal SMP – Gain hearts from PvP, but lose them when you die!
Seasonal Wipes – Fresh starts every 2–3 months with new features added each season.
Custom Jobs – Earn money while mining, building, hunting, or farming.
Balanced Economy – Sell what you grind with Jobs in our shop system.
Crates & Ranks – Earn keys and ranks through play or voting.
No Pay-to-Win – Fair gameplay with optional cosmetics or ranks.
Active Owner – Online daily and always improving the server with player feedback.

Why Join Now?

We’re in early access, and the first few players will help shape the server and even earn rewards before Season 1 fully launches!

IP: woodpuncher.minecraft.best Version: 1.21.4+ (Java)

Discord: Join our Discord server

Join Now and Become a Founding Player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP the main focus of the server?	Yes, competitive PvP with lifesteal hearts is a key feature.
How often are seasonal wipes?	Seasonal wipes occur every 2–3 months.
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server offers fair gameplay with optional cosmetics or ranks.

JustVanilla – The Ultimate Vanilla Minecraft Experience

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Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Original, pure vanilla Minecraft experience
Gameplay Mechanics	Rapidly growing friendly community
Community Aspects	Introduction video: Watch now
Join Now	mc.justvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find them on our website.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join our community.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.

Miles SMP Modded Semi-Anarchy Server 1.20.1 (13+)

1.20.1, better combat, California, Cheating, chunk claim, Curseforge, Discord, Griefing, Ip:, Miles, Modded, modpacks, NA, Origins, QoL mods, Raiding, Semianarchy, Server, smp, Stream, Structures, Support, twitch, Ultimine, weapons

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Allow griefing and raiding
Gameplay Mechanics	Chunk claim feature available
Community Aspects	Active player base, based in California NA
Mod Pack	Download Mod Pack
Server IP	142.79.41.76:27230
Discord	Join Discord Server
Twitch	Twitch Channel

FAQ

Q: What are the main mods used on the server?

A: Origins, More Structures and Weapons, Ultimine, QoL Mods, and Better Combat.

Q: What is the server’s location and activity times?

A: The server is based in California NA and is up 24/7, with peak activity around noon.

United Crafters SMP – Hermitcraft-Inspired Community Server

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Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features Hermitcraft-inspired server

Gameplay Mechanics Builder, Redstoner, Explorer friendly

Community Aspects Welcoming community for players 15 years or older

Discord Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

Q: What type of players are welcome?

A: Builders, Redstoners, Explorers – all are welcome!

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Players 15 years or older are welcome to join.

Q: When does the new season start?

A: The new season is starting soon, join our Discord for more information.

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Key Features	Hermitcraft-inspired server
Gameplay Mechanics	Builder, Redstoner, Explorer friendly
Community Aspects	Welcoming community for players 15 years or older
Discord	Join our Discord

Pandamium’s Experimental Snapshot Server

{Carpet and Lithium}, {Diamond-Based Trading}, {Snapshot Community}, {Snapshot Cosmetics}, {Snapshot Economy}, {Snapshot Enhancements}”’, {Snapshot Features}, {Snapshot Updates}, custom advancements, End City Exploration, enhanced dragon fight, EXPERIMENTAL, Experimental Features, game drops, happy ghasts, locator bars, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Pandamiums, Server, Snapshot, Snapshot server, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Experimental, vanilla, SMP server
Gameplay Mechanics	Updates to every new snapshot with experiments enabled
Community Aspects	Friendly community, multiple towns, diamond-based trading economy

FAQ

What is Pandamium’s snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with some experiments enabled.

What experimental features are enabled?

Experimental features such as game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance are enabled.

How often is the server updated?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

What are some custom features on the server?

Custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, custom advancements, and more.

How can I join the server?

You can join using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Is there a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru

Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the website at: https://www.pandamium.com/

If you have any further questions, feel free to reach out to the helpful staff team on Discord or in-game.

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What can players do on Shardbound?

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What mods are included?

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What is Pandamium’s snapshot server?

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How often is the server updated?

What are some custom features on the server?

How can I join the server?

Is there a Discord server?

Is there a website for the server?