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Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server
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Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
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Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server
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AverageMinecraft10/10
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So why join our server? Because just like that overrated movie, we’ll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are haunted by ghostly creepers and our Nether portal leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!