Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	230
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	559	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

Crafty Cubes Co.

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we r8 and deb8 each others’ gr8s! That’s right, we have weekly competitions where players showcase their builds and then we all argue about which one is the best. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks! Plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. So if you want a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience, join us now!

PlanetCraftRacism

alien races, discrimination, Diversity, equality, friendship with Martians, future racism, humor, hypothetical scenarios, Inclusivity, interplanetary relations, martians, planet discrimination, PlanetCraftRacism, prejudice, satire, science fiction, social commentary, Space Travel, speculative fiction, tolerance, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crops Grown:	3371
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where u can meet aliens and build ur own spaceship to travel to different planets like Mars and Jupiter.

we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.

plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.

so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!

ZillaSMP: Where Roleplaying, Factions, and Medieval Chaos Collide! Join the Madness Today!

boats, Chaos, Chest Shops, collide, discord server, Factions, feudalistic, gameplay guide, Join, knighthoods, Knights, land claim system, Lore, madness, Medieval, Medieval Factions, proximity-based voice chat, real boats, Roleplay, Roleplaying, tactical planning, Today, trade guilds, viking tribes, voice chat, ZillaSMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	467
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Features
Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: Click here for the Gameplay Guide

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: Click here to join the Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is ZillaSMP?	ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics.
Is any mod required to join ZillaSMP?	No, no mods are required to join ZillaSMP.
What time period is ZillaSMP set in?	ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England.
Are there different roles to choose from in ZillaSMP?	Yes, players can choose roles like knight, pirate, viking, lord, and more.
How can I join ZillaSMP?	To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

Shitshow Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, shitshow

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	65
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4511	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	823603
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, individual beauty, Individuality, nonconformity, nontraditional beauty, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal norms, UnattractiveCraft, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique attractiveness, unique charm

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8043	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	3904	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magic Items Found:	2358	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	971
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, dis server be like a virtual reality rollercoaster ride through the mind of a mad scientist! Our AI be so advanced, it be talkin’ smack to players and creatin’ crazy challenges that’ll blow ya mind!

Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!

So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BlockySMP

building, Community, Copy, Countries, Crafting, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Geographic, gold ingots, MCMMO, multiplayer, Parkour, planet, player-driven, PvP, Realistic, Roleplay, scale, Shops, simulation, Survival, town-building, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1590
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Votes:	2895
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	8

THE WORLD OF THIS SERVER IS A SCALE COPY OF THE PLANET EARTH

What to do in this server:

– Simulate the real world, it’s an earth server after all.

– Economy is driven by the players, there’s no system to sell your items. Players build shops and sell their items other people, thus making money aka Gold Ingots.

– Create your country inside Minecraft. Build up a town and sell items.

blockysmp.net

High Altitude Drama Queens – No Flying Allowed! Now with extra drama-free land claiming, economy, and McMMO in version 1.20.4!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3609	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/ News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, our server is open to all players.
Can I join from any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining from 1.20.x, but older versions may work too.
Are there any age restrictions?	Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
How can I claim land?	You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on our server.
Are there monthly server events?	Yes, we host monthly server events for our community.

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