rating patterns Minecraft Servers

rating patterns Minecraft Servers

  • Review Queens Server

    Review Queens Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 363
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Votes: 5474 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1928 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 New Chunks Explored: 385918
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

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    so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

    so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

    so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

    Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9264
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

    Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

    Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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  • SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

    SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5566
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 21

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

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  • Blocky Booty Bounce

    Blocky Booty Bounce
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7015
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 239 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Mines Excavated: 1016

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

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  • Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

    Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 9117
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

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  • Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

    Crafting with Captain America’s Navy
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7836
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

    AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7799
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Votes: 2649 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Epic Battles Fought: 14

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    Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

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  • Crafty Imposters

    Crafty Imposters
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 2743
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

    Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

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  • Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

    Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9180
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 9494
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

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    Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

    We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

    So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

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  • GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

    GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 785
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Runes Activated: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Dimension Hops: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

    But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

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  • Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2506
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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