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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5702 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2521 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8035 | Votes: | 8357 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.