🔥Rated R Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LazyTownCraft Minecraft Server

CANCELLED, Concept Art, Development, F for Fascist Sportacus, Fan film, Julianna Mauriello, LazyTown, LazyTownCraft, leaked, Magnus Scheving, Minecraft, Movie, official product, Rated R, reprise, Roles, Seething, Server, sportacus, STEPHANIE, trump, twitter

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8085	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have enough drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life soap opera! We may not have R-rated LazyTown movies (thanks a lot, Trump), but we do have scandalous leaks and Twitter feuds that will keep you entertained for hours.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Magnus Scheving and Julianna Mauriello as they fight to reclaim their roles as Sportacus and Stephanie. Will they succeed? Will there be a plot twist that no one saw coming? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a reality TV show, come join us and prepare to be entertained like never before. Who needs R-rated movies when you have the craziness of our Minecraft world?

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, alternatives to pagers, alternatives to phones, communication devices, communication solutions, communication tools, emergency communication, Minecraft, modern technology, pager, pager alternatives, pager replacement, phone alternatives, phone substitutes, smp, tech evolution, tech holocaust, technology advancements, walkie talkie, walkie talkie benefits, walkie talkie features, walkie talkie guide, walkie talkie usage, wireless communication

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	8588	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diplomacy, diplomatic response, global affairs, Government, India, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misinformed, muslims, Politics, religious tolerance, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

airstrike, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, foreign policy, HezboCraft, hezbollah, iaf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, takedown, Targets, terrorists

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Potions Brewed:	81
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

AtlantikMC

Advanced Systems, Adventure, AtlantikMC, bedrock, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, oyna.atlantikmc.com., Play, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Website

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

oyna.atlantikmc.com

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

age, autist, babeCOCK, bc, dick, even, gamble, Generator, girl, height, International, iq, Minecraft, name.., Nationality, odd number, Raw, Server, sissification, SissyCraft, tf.., tg, trait, Trans, weight

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	9321
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!