rated comics – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Troy’s Attention Minecraft SMP

ancient history, Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking behavior in history, attention-grabbing, beauty, famous women, famous women in history, greek literature, greek mythology, Helen of Troy, Helen of Troy myth, Helen of Troy story, Historical figures, legendary beauty, long tail, Minecraft, muss, Mythology, smp, troy, Troys

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Helen of Troy would be jealous of the attention you’ll get! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it, he’s been practicing his building skills just to impress the other players.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a creeper join our Discord voice chat and everyone just laughed it off. Who knew creepers had such a great sense of humor?

3. The server owner once built a rollercoaster that went through the Nether and back. It was so intense, even the Ghasts were screaming in excitement.

4. We have a secret underground base that is said to hold the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Helen of Troy ain’t got nothing on us!

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New Server IP
AquaticMC Network

.14, #1, +18, +9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16+, 17, 19, 2.., 20, 3.., 4.., 5.., 6.., 7.., 8.., Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft server that seeks fun and entertainment for users so they can enjoy our great server!

aquaticmc.nether-zone.com:13317

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I Can’t Feel Love Minecraft Server

Apathy, cold-hearted, devoid of empathy, devoid of feelings, disconnected from emotions, emotional detachment, emotional numbness, emotionless, Empathy, feel, hate, I can’t feel love, indifference, lack of connection, lack of empathy, love, loveless, loveless existence, Lust, Minecraft, numb to emotions, Server, unable to love, void of love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, come join our server where love and empathy are overrated! We specialize in hate and lust, so if you’re looking for a place to let out your inner villain, this is the server for you.

Our community is filled with players who have embraced their dark side, from griefing other players’ builds to starting wars over virtual resources. But hey, who needs love and empathy when you can have power and chaos, am I right?

Join us and unleash your inner monster. Who knows, you might even make some new frenemies along the way. Just remember, on this server, it’s kill or be killed. So sharpen your swords and get ready for a wild ride. Love is for losers, but on our server, you’ll never feel alone in your hatred and lust.

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The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body positivity quotes, body positivity tips, Confidence, embracing imperfections, empowerment, mental health, Minecraft, No. 273246676, physical health, player, positive body image, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, thighs

Welcome to Thighs SMP, where the only thing thicker than our members’ thighs is the drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with treacherous adventures, epic battles, and more tea than a high school cafeteria.

Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!

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DreamPlyz

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy roleplay pvp adventure dungeons custom events quests plugins modded multiplayer sandbox exploration building, Vanilla

Welcome to DreamPlyz, the ultimate Minecraft server for our passionate Discord community! Join us for endless adventures, creative builds, and a vibrant community that thrives on collaboration and fun. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, DreamPlyz is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

play.dreamplyz.com

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World Cup Champs Minecraft Server

2018, celebration, Champions, Championship, champs, cup, Fifa, football, Glory, historic win, memorable moment, Minecraft, national team, pride, Server, Soccer, sports, Tournament, triumph, two years ago, unforgettable, Victorious, Victory, world, World Cup

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something – we won the World Cup 2 years ago! That’s right, our Minecraft skills are so legendary that we were able to take home the gold in a virtual soccer tournament. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. That’s right, these llamas can build anything from a simple piston door to a fully functioning roller coaster in the blink of an eye. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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The Best Sexo With An Indian Girl Minecraft SMP

Adventure, best, Captivating, Cultural, desire, Enchanting, Exotic, Experience, FANTASY, Foreign, girl, Indian, indian girl, Intimacy, Lifetime, Minecraft, Miracle, Mysterious, Passion, seduction, Sensual, sex, SEXO, smp, unforgettable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is where miracles happen on the daily!

Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!

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New Server IP
D2S9

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla server Cracked server Active community Version 1.12.2 Build Destroy No rules Experience Community Afternoons Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Economy Plugins Mods Minigames Custom Adventure

D2S9 is a cracked vanilla server in version 1.12.2 with a fairly active community (regularly in the afternoons), this server allows you to build, destroy and whatever you can think of because there are no rules, join and enjoy this experience :3.

d2s9.org

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Vtuber Voice Minecraft Server

Anime, character voices, cute, digital avatars, Entertainment, Gaming, high pitched, Minecraft, non-typical, online personalities, piping, Server, streaming, unique voices, unusual voices, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vocal range, vocal talent, VOICE, voice acting, voice modulation, Vtuber, Vtubers

Are you tired of the same old high-pitched voices on other Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with vtubers with the most unique and unusual voices you’ve ever heard. From deep and gravelly to squeaky and strange, our vtubers will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted items waiting to be discovered. But beware, it’s guarded by a group of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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This is my Minecraft SMP Culture

#youtube, belonging, celebration, Community, CONTENT, culture, customs, Dance, Digital, Diversity, heritage, History, Identity, Link, Minecraft, Music, ONLINE, pride, smp, social media, Traditions, Video

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

– Our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. Who needs a boring old grassy spawn point when you can start off in style?

– Our admin team consists of a group of wizards who can literally make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made of cake? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? No problem. These wizards can do it all.

– Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players have ever made it out alive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself!

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