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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2834 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 873586 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.
Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.
