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MemeGaming

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

A 1.21 survival server with land claiming, homes, leveling and a few terrain generation data packs. Optionally you can use the simple voice chat mod to talk with other people on the server!

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HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

Christianity, Holycraft, interfaith dialogue, Islam, JQ, judaism, Minecraft, Politics, Religious, religious beliefs, religious coexistence, religious conflict, religious debate, religious differences, religious extremism, religious history, religious ideologies, religious perspectives, religious similarities, Religious Studies, religious tolerance, Rumble, Server, world events

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6656

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Votes:	2406	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	483923

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	8772	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	3894
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crops Grown:	9932
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!