Rate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Speedy Blocks – Warp in Style

Rate, efficiency, Distance, Time, Journey

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where time and distance are just a big ol’ joke! like seriously, you can go 13 miles in 13 minutes or 46 miles in 46 minutes and you’ll still be going the same speed! it’s like time and space are playing a prank on you, but in a fun way!

we’ve got crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. you’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make all your minecraft dreams come true (well, maybe not ALL of them, but close enough).

so come on down to our server and join the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to conquer the 13 miles in 13 minutes challenge (or the 46 miles in 46 minutes challenge, if you’re feeling extra adventurous). see you there, fellow minecraft maniacs!

IP: speedoflight.About.speed

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Woodland Dawn Quest 1.21.3

Rate thread, morning wood rate thread topic, male sexual health, morning wood rate, male reproductive system

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your morning wood rate? Well, look no further, because this server is gonna make your wood rise faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”!

Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a rave every time you log on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for your morning wood rate to reach levels you never thought possible. Let’s get this party started!

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Dreams of Sarah 1.21

Respect, judgment, sarah, Boundaries, dreams

OMG, forget about that, have you heard about this Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses? It’s like a psychedelic trip into a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in a pixelated world. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond armor that makes you invincible (almost).

You’ll never get bored with our custom mini-games like “TNT Spleef” and “Zombie Disco Party.” Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry (literally, your character will cry in-game).

So, forget about Sarah Rukaj and come join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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BillionaireCraft Minecraft Server

income inequality, oxfam, growth, BillionaireCraft, 2023

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YOU CAN GROW YOUR VIRTUAL WEALTH FASTER THAN BILLIONAIRES IN 2024! OUR PLAYERS MAKE $2 TRILLION IN A DAY, NO JOKE!

WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN YOU CAN COUNT! BUILD A MANSION MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BECAUSE WHY NOT?!

JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT BILLIONAIRE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “STEVE!” OXFAM RESEARCHERS ARE SHOOK BY OUR EPIC WEALTH GROWTH, THEY CAN’T EVEN KEEP UP!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER AND BECOME A VIRTUAL TRILLIONAIRE IN NO TIME! #MINECRAFTGOALS #DIAMONDLIFE

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CarCraft Rate 1.20.3

car critique, long tail tags, car rating system, car evaluation, vehicle rating

Bro, forget about cars, come join this Minecraft server where you can build the sickest rides ever!

We got creepers that explode like nitrous, Endermen that teleport like fast cars, and villagers that trade like shady used car salesmen.

Join us if you want to pimp out your Minecraft ride with diamond rims, obsidian spoilers, and redstone-powered engines that go vroom vroom.

Forget about horsepower, on this server, we measure speed in blocks per second!

So if you want to race against other players in custom-built tracks or just cruise around in style, this is the place for you.

Don’t be a noob, join us now and show off your epic Minecraft car creations!

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Rate Me Please 1.21

rate my product, please, rate my service, rate me, opinion

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

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2024Craft: Rate Your Year!

SELF AWARENESS, Experience, personal growth, success, goals

Are you tired of boring old 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server and turn that 0 into a solid 10! Our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about the real world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are, so you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a real thing.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old 2024 and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

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ThreadCraft

smartphone addiction, hate, app layout, Digital Detox, digital habits

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Rate, hate, and even masturbate your way through this wild and wacky world. Join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Are you ready to dive into the chaos? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

watching movies, gooning, reading books, working 240 hours per month, apartment costs 300k

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

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Rate my Waifus Minecraft SMP

waifu culture, top waifus, anime waifus, waifu material, best waifus

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Rate my Waifus” competition every week where players can show off their pixelated babes and compete for the title of Waifu Master. Trust us, the competition gets heated and the drama is real!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to see them strutting around like little fancy gentlemen.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon? Players team up to search for hidden loot scattered across the map, but watch out for the traps set by the mischievous admin who loves to troll unsuspecting adventurers.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with waifus, llamas, and treasure hunts, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – the llamas are always watching.

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