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Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, comfortable living, corporate America, Debts, dropping out, Early, early retirement, feasible plan, financial independence, Investments, leaving the US, Living at home, mental health, Minecraft, nvidia, physical health, Portfolio, rat race, retiring, Retiring in Thailand, savings, smp, Southeast Asia, thailand, VOO

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	5235	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	447	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of the rat race and ready to escape to a tropical paradise like Thailand/SEA? Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your dream life today! With outrageous stories like leaving the US forever and never working again, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. We’ve got players with massive portfolios, no debts, and a knack for making wild investments in BTC/NVDA/VOO. Who needs a corporate job when you can live off your Minecraft earnings? Join us and make your wildest dreams a reality – just watch out for creepers along the way!

Edamame’s Musical Chairs Minecraft Server

apartment floor, Automation, Burn, Chairs, death, Edamames, Edamamesighety, Fall, fate, Fire, hopes and dreams, Human Resource, hustle, Minecraft, Musical, musical chairs, Prizes, rat race, replaced, Scientific, Server, Slavery, Storm, strawhut villagers, Surviving, train yourself, turn of a card, winning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surviving is just the beginning! Join us as you navigate through a world where you’ve been replaced by strawhut villagers and treated like a mere “human resource”. But fear not, because the prizes for winning in this rat race are truly out of this world!

Picture this: you can choose to either burn to your death, fall to your demise, or for those feeling extra adventurous, why not set yourself on fire first and then take the plunge? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! As you fight to stay alive in this cutthroat world, remember that they feast on your hopes and dreams, chewing you up and spitting you out as bones. It’s not fate that took us all by storm, it’s just the turn of a card in this twisted game of survival.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where slavery never ended, it just became scientific. Who knew virtual reality could be this wild?

AutisticRatRaceEscape Minecraft SMP

autism, autistic, AutisticRatRaceEscape, Competition, Doomed, Escape, forever.., hopeless, Job, Minecraft, NEET bucks, nomadic life, normal life, Options, POVERTY, poverty wages, rat race, rv, smp, Struggle, van, wages, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race with no way out? Do you feel like you’re too autistic for a normal job, but not autistic enough for NEET bucks? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest dreams in a virtual world.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who understand your struggles. No more poverty wages or doomed struggles, just endless possibilities and fun adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life!

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Potions Brewed:	70	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7049	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

CraftySocialCraft

alternative social media, CraftySocialCraft, disappearing social media, future of social media, life without social media, post-social media world, social media alternatives, social media alternatives 2021, social media alternatives 2022, social media alternatives list, social media backup, social media backup plan, social media contingency plan, social media demise, social media disappearance, social media extinction, social media options, social media replacement, social media stand-ins, social media substitutes, social media successors

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Votes:	8820	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Towns Built:	4

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

1.18.2, agriculture, Architecture, botania, Chill, Community, Construct, Crumbcraft, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Forge, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, mystical, Origins, Server, sprinkle, Support, tinker, Wacky, Wild, wonky

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Void Gems Collected:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	218	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?

Auntie’s Minecraft Madness

adhd, Aunties, big changes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stability, extended family, family dynamics, Friends, Grief, grief process, Guilt, job stability, madness, mental health, Minecraft, Moving, nuclear family stability, panic disorder, Resentment, Routine, social-emotional struggles, Support

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some epic family drama that will make your gameplay more exciting than ever!

Witness the intense guilt trip of a husband who feels responsible for his aunt’s demise, blaming his wife for the family rift. Will he choose his job or his family’s demands? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of a stay-at-home mom navigating her daughter’s social-emotional struggles while dealing with in-laws who want them to move across the country. Will she stand her ground or give in to the pressure?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs monsters and zombies when you have in-laws and siblings to battle with? Don’t miss out on the ultimate Minecraft soap opera experience!

BlockyBizarreMoments

Astonishing, bewildering, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreMoments, crazy, eXtraordinary, Life, Mind Blowing, moment, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	189	Dragon Eggs Found:	9925
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments like that on our server!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots. Trust us, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover a portal to a dimension where gravity is reversed and you can build your dream house floating in the sky!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown on a daily basis!