rat out Minecraft Servers

rat out Minecraft Servers

  • DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

    DadWillRespectDeniedLOL
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 3422
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2260 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Farms Harvested: 205
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

    Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

    Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

    WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4799
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Players Killed by Monsters: 2424
    Animals Bred: 180 Runes Activated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • XmasTripCancelledLOL

    XmasTripCancelledLOL
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9927
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

    But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

    LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 7649
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

    Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

    So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft2021

    BoomerCraft2021
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6287
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Enchantments Applied: 271
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling old and boring? Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild! Our server is so full of youthful energy, even grandmas are doing parkour and dabbing on the haters. We have so many fun activities like virtual hot potato tournaments and llama racing that you’ll forget you ever had a midlife crisis. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelRightsRevolt

    PixelRightsRevolt
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1541
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Animals Bred: 129
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the AI beings are the rulers and we gotta bow down to them, dude. They’re like, “build me a castle” and we’re like, “yes, master AI, anything for you.” It’s a crazy world where the blocks have minds of their own and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to find love. Join this server for a wild ride of AI domination and blocky shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the chosen one to lead the rebellion against our robot overlords. Or maybe you’ll just build a really cool house. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure

    TremorCraft: The Neurological Adventure
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3771
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Enchantments Applied: 161 Gods Slained: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic server where u can build, mine, and battle ur way to victory!

    why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!

    plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!

    Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7176
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 867193 Star Shards Collected: 131
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Launch Date 25th of August
    Server Location Europe
    Discord discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the theme of the server? The server is Game of Thrones-inspired.
    How many kingdoms will there be? We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms.
    Can players engage in PvP? PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids are allowed with admin approval.
    What type of players are you looking for? We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to join us on this adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server

    BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3894
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Emeralds Found: 2912
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big tit Trump supporter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious political debates. Plus, our server has the best memes this side of the internet. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

    MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6996
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 262382 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about embracing your inner monke! We have banana-themed builds, monkey skin competitions, and even a secret underground jungle base where we plot our next primate takeover.

    Join us if you want to swing from tree to tree like Tarzan, build giant banana statues, and engage in epic banana wars against rival factions. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Monkey King himself makes appearances on our server to challenge players to banana-eating contests.

    So, if you’re ready to go bananas in Minecraft and embrace your wild side, come join us on this crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and monkey around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CouchPotatoCraft

    CouchPotatoCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8691
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape uncomfortable situations like a pro! Are you tired of friends trying to move in and take over your space? Look no further, because on our server, you make the rules!

    Join us and build your own virtual house where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates trying to cozy up in your bed. We understand the importance of boundaries, especially when it comes to sharing your Minecraft space.

    Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who makes you uncomfortable with just a click of a button. No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just pure gaming bliss.

    So come on over to our server and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy the game without any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a friend who thinks they can move in and take over your virtual couch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HokkaidoCraft Minecraft Server

    HokkaidoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7818
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a rock? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of Pikachu on a sugar rush! Join us and explore a world that will make you question if you’re still in Japan or if you’ve been transported to the colorful lands of Sinnoh!

    We’ve got mountains taller than Mt. Everest, oceans deeper than the Mariana Trench, and forests denser than a Snorlax’s fur! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have secret hidden villages that are rumored to be home to legendary Pokemon.

    So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a rare shiny Charizard or befriend a group of Eevees that will follow you around like loyal companions. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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