mc.targix.me
u might be thinking, “why would i want to join a server run by a nazi?” well, let me tell u, this guy is, like, totally reformed. he’s seen the error of his ways and now he’s using his minecraft skills for good. he’s building schools and hospitals and even a theme park dedicated to world peace.
plus, if u join his server, u get, like, special perks. u can fly around the map on a magic carpet made out of golden apples or summon a zombie army to do ur bidding. and every month, there’s a pvp tournament where the winner gets a real-life hug from the ex-nazi himself.
so, like, if u want to join the most insane minecraft server ever and hang out with a reformed ex-nazi, then u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.
Join us and build the most epic structures with our artificial sand, no need to worry about mining for sand anymore. Plus, rumor has it that our artificial sand gives u superpowers in the game – like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands.
So come on over and experience the magic of artificial sand on our server. Who needs regular sand when u can have the power of Chinese innovation at ur fingertips? Join now and unleash ur inner builder!
Our server is like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, our world is a never-ending rollercoaster of wackiness.
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who needs a campaign view when you can have a front-row seat to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!
🎉 Our server is so lit, even uninvited guests are welcome! Just like how our cousin uninvited us from his wedding, but we turned it into a trip to Mérida with the whole fam. Who needs a wedding when you can have a day full of fun and blocky adventures?
🔥 Need a break from your career as a firefighter, nurse, police officer, or attorney? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape. You can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures while leaving the drama behind.
💥 Join us now and show off your building skills, battle monsters, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs a wedding invite when you have a whole virtual world to explore with your squad? Let’s craft and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza slice, and if you can find the magical cheese block hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wonderful world of Minecraft madness? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Features |
|---|
| Crossplay features to allow both Bedrock and Java players to play |
| Land claims (Golden Shovel) |
| Grief – Protection (Anti-Grief enabled) |
| Custom Enchants |
| Player Sign Shops |
| Custom Items |
| Minions for AFK grinding |
| Coin shop for in-game rewards |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join Sleepless MC? | You can join by using the server IP: play.sleeplessmc.com |
| Is there a Discord server? | Yes, the Discord server link is discord.gg/sleepless |
| What is the Bedrock port? | The Bedrock port is 19132 |
| Can I earn in-game rewards? | Yes, you can earn in-game Ranks, Chat colors, Player Tags, and Pets through the Coin shop |
We understand the importance of honoring your late husband’s memory, which is why our server is filled with classic car replicas for you to drive around in Minecraft. Take a break from the drama and hop into a virtual convertible for a relaxing drive through pixelated landscapes.
But beware, your stepchildren might try to sabotage your trip by sending creepers your way! Don’t let them ruin your adventure – show them who’s boss by building the most epic vacation home on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous as the drama in your life, join us now! Who needs stepchildren when you have a virtual world to explore?