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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6485 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5281 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
yo, come join our minecraft server cuz we got more rare diseases than a hypochondriac at a medical convention! if you wanna catch ’em all like pokemon but with diseases, this is the place to be. we got everything from unicornitis to spaghetti brain syndrome.
plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.
so if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and a whole lot of weirdness, come join us on our minecraft server. just remember to bring your hazmat suit and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here!
