LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!
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Blowjob-Proof Minecraft
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ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!
Server Name ExeosCraft Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Server Version 1.17+ Server IP (Java) play.ExeosCraft.com Server IP (Bedrock) play.ExeosCraft.com:19132 Overview
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.
FAQ:
Q: Does the server have a world reset?
A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?
A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.
Q: What happens to donations received by the server?
A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.
Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?
A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.
Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?
A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.
Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?
A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.
Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?
A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.
Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?
A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.
Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?
A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.
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LostDiamonds Minecraft Server
Our Minecraft server, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon made of rainbow blocks. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house out of marshmallows and have a pet unicorn as your loyal companion. Trust us, this server is so epic even Herobrine himself is jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!
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BlockyLoveLand
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your blood pumping? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Imagine a world where creepers wear lingerie, skeletons do a seductive dance, and zombies… well, let’s just say they’re not the only ones hungry for brains! Join us for a truly unique and steamy Minecraft experience that will leave you begging for more. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to unleash your inner kinkiness and join us today!
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HotColdCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT HOT WATER SLIDES AND COLD WATER SLIDES, WE MAKE SURE YOU FEEL ALL THE TEMPERATURES, EVEN THE WEIRD ONES. ONCE A PLAYER GOT STUCK IN A HOT WATER SLIDE AND CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE A LOBSTER, BUT HE SAID IT WAS WORTH IT FOR THE LOLZ. SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST WATER PARK IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, WHERE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TEMPERATURE YOU’LL END UP AT NEXT!
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CartoonTreehouseCraft
Yo, ever wanted to live out your childhood dream of living in a treehouse like in them cartoons? Well, come join our server and build the most epic treehouse you can imagine! We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower and branches thicker than your grandma’s thighs.But that ain’t all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Treehouse Gang, a group of mischievous players who will challenge you to crazy treehouse building competitions and epic treehouse battles. Rumor has it that the leader of the gang, Treebeard the Ent, once built a treehouse so tall it reached the clouds and he could high-five Zeus himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your treehouse dreams come true! Just watch out for falling acorns and angry squirrels, they ain’t too happy about us invading their territory.
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Unbreakable friendships in Cobbleton Forever, where adventures are as rare as diamonds!
Minecraft Server: Cobbleton
Launched on 06/14/2024
A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.
Quick Info
IP play.cobbleton.com Apply https://cobbleton.com/apply Links
- Website: https://cobbleton.com
- Map: https://map.cobbleton.com
- Wiki: https://wiki.cobbleton.com
- Discord: https://cobbleton.com/discord
- Rules: https://cobbleton.com/rules
- Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobbleton-forever-modpack
About Us
Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, supplemented with extra elements such as pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls, proximity voice chat, and more.
Join Today
If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!
FAQ
Q: What is graylist?
A: Graylist is a system where players can access and explore the server before being officially accepted with full permissions. Players must apply to be whitelisted and gain full access.
Q: How can I apply for full access?
A: You can apply for full access by visiting https://cobbleton.com/apply and filling out the application form.
Q: Is the server pay-to-win?
A: No, Cobbleton does not have pay-to-win mechanics. The server focuses on quality gameplay and a fair experience for all players.
Q: Are there any unique features on the server?
A: Yes, Cobbleton offers unique features such as pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls, proximity voice chat, Fortnite style pinging, and many quality of life changes to enhance the gameplay experience.
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LeftyCraft: Where Southpaws Rule!
this server is like a movie about left handed people, rare and special, just like you! join us and experience the magic of being left handed in a right handed world. build with your left hand, fight mobs with your left hand, even eat virtual cake with your left hand! who needs right handed people when you have a whole server full of lefties? come join us and be part of the left handed revolution!
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NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex
yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.
So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
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MarshmallowMadness
Yo, dis server be like eatin a marshmallow while bein angry – rare and unpredictable! Join us if you wanna experience da craziness of buildin a house made entirely of lava blocks while bein chased by rainbow sheep! Trust me, you ain’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride a creeper into battle. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!