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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1146 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s our resident expert on all things Minecraft and he’s not afraid to shower you with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of parkour. Trust us, you’ve never seen parkour like this before – it involves jumping through flaming hoops while riding a llama dressed as a clown.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be complimented by a pig and challenge a unicorn to a parkour race!