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NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

SavoryCerealCraft

Breakfast, breakfast ideas, breakfast options, cereal alternatives, culinary experimentation, flavor combinations, food creativity, food culture, Food Industry, food innovation, food trends, savory breakfast, savory dishes, savory flavors, savory snacks, savory treats, SavoryCerealCraft, savoury cereal, unconventional breakfast, unconventional food, unique flavors

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magic Items Found:	2053	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens and the cows do the moonwalk while milking themselves. Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on this server. And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant gummy bears that give you superpowers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Plus, every time you respawn, you’ll be greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT cannon minigame that will literally blow your mind).

Nirvana Craft BR

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft server RPG Survival Enchanting Economy PVP KitPvP Skyblock Creative Vanilla Minigames Faction Skywars Prison Pixelmon Parkour Build Battle Capture the Flag Hardcore Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	977807	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Items Found:	5386	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Nirvana Craft BR * Ping BR * McMMO * Terrain Protection * Warp Players * Create your own player store * Voting system and store votes * Server store, create your farm and get rich * Custom Villager Exchanges * Exclusive PVP and Campaign maps * Resource World, Nether, End and Vanilla Survival World * Mob Spawner can be picked up with Silk Touch Pickaxe * 24h Online waiting for you * Version 1.20+ Bedrock (Mobile) and Java (PC) * Personalized enchanted books and +

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Moonbat’s Vanilla Minecraft: No Actual Moonbats Included 1.20.6 Java Edition

1.20.6, Active, Actual, Creative, Edition, Griefing, host, Included, Ip:, java, Join, Maintaining, Maps, Max8abug, Minecraft, Moonbats, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safety, Semi Vanilla, smp, Trust, Updating, Vanilla, viafabricplus

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	4085
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4806
Towns Built:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative Server, No-Griefing Survival SMP, Griefing SMP
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.20.6 (You can join on 1.21 with viafabricplus)

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on version 1.21?

A: Yes, you can join on 1.21 with viafabricplus.

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

GayCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bisexual, coming out, Diversity, GayCraft, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Is she gay, Lesbian, LGBT community, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, Pansexual, pride, queer, questioning sexuality, same sex relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Transgender

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between llamas and chickens, participate in dance-offs with creepers, and solve the mystery of who keeps stealing all the pumpkin pies from the village bakery. And as for the question “Is she gay?” Well, let’s just say our server is so inclusive that even the Ender Dragon is questioning its own identity. So come on over and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PawCraft SMP: Where Dogs and Cats Have Their Own Factions and Drama!

autistic pattern recognition, behavioral traits, breeds, categorization, Cats, Daylight, Dogs, Drama, Evil, Factions, genetic designs, genetic diversity, humans, landscape, Logic, memetic warfare, Nature, PawCraft, prediction, Races, racism, Senses, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6952
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Votes:	3158

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret society of genetically modified chickens that can do the Macarena on command. Yes, you heard that right – dancing chickens! And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we host every Sunday, where players compete to see who can stay on a llama the longest while wearing a tutu.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden underground city filled with talking potatoes that give out quests for players to complete. And rumor has it, there’s a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and speaks in reverse.

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join our server today! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of ours – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your virtual life.

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Boundaries, group dynamics, heavy drinking, lighthearted fun, making fun of people, mean questions, Minecraft, party behavior, party games, party pooper, peer pressure, personal values, refusing to play, secrets game, Server, social interactions, social norms, social pressure, toxic game, ToxicCraft, uncomfortable situation, uncomfortable social dynamics

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Votes:	1368	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	583	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take party games to a whole new level! Join us for some epic virtual fun and games that will leave you questioning your friendships and sanity.

Ever wanted to play a game of secrets where you can roast your friends without them knowing? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a game where you can do just that! Whisper your most savage questions to your friends and watch as chaos ensues. Who has the most messed up teeth? Who is the ugliest person in the virtual room? The possibilities are endless!

But beware, if you refuse to answer a question, you’ll have to take shots until you spill the beans. And if you try to opt-out like a party pooper, you’ll be labeled as the bad guy who ruined the night. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with awkward moments, questionable friendships, and plenty of laughs. Who knew virtual party games could be this outrageous? Don’t be the one to miss out on the madness!

PS5PartyPooper

AITAH, ANNOYED, bad mood, beer pong, call of duty, Communication, Conflict, embarrassed, Friend, Guilt, house warming, kicking out, OBLIGATION, partner, Party, PS5, PS5PartyPooper, response, social event, TV, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Ores Mined:	8150
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can game in peace without any annoying interruptions? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee no one will bring a PlayStation 5 to a housewarming party and hog the TV all night long.

Imagine a world where you can play Minecraft without someone blasting Call of Duty in the background, causing chaos and embarrassment. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life party drama and awkward situations.

Don’t worry about being forced to socialize or play beer pong when all you want to do is build your dream world in Minecraft. On our server, you can game in peace without any distractions or obligations.

So if you’re tired of dealing with party poopers and want a Minecraft experience free from unwanted guests and their PlayStation 5s, join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfCraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a castle made of Jell-O.

Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!

CreepinLaughsMC

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!