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Ye Olde Server of LOLs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	308
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Farms Harvested:	628

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	535

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Votes:	6178
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!