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Players: |
91/500 |
Votes: |
3584 |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Crops Grown: |
9169 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: |
1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
8302 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
14 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
1 |
Potions Brewed: |
59 |
Mythical Quests Completed: |
47 |
so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.