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ContinentalCraft

Anarchy, Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, Survival, Survival Creative Minigames Economy Towny Factions Skyblock RPG Quests Parkour Roleplay Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore Modded Custom Prison PVE PVP Whitelisted

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Key Features Claim Plots: Secure your very own piece of the world with our easy-to-use plot claiming system. Build your dream base, create stunning landscapes, and showcase your architectural skills without the worry of unwanted intruders. PvP Action: Dive into exhilarating PvP battles! Test your combat skills against other players in our dedicated arenas or engage in spontaneous duels across the server. Ranks and Kits: Elevate your gameplay with our rank system. Purchase ranks to unlock exclusive perks, abilities, and access to special areas. Gear up with our customizable kits to enhance your survival and combat strategies.

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SnowySMP

Jobs, MCMMO, SnowySMP, Survival, survival server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1582	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

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A Zombie Pigman Was My Uninvited Guest [SMP] 1.21 Semi-Anarchy Minimal Fun Java/Bedrock No More Maps

Adventure, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, BUILD, Community, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, friendship, Fun, Griefing, guest, Hardcore, Javabedrock, Maps, MINIMAL, mob farm, multiplayer, Pigman, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival, uninvited, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	8512
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door (AZPBMD) Server Overview

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Website	https://www.azpbmd.com/
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Running	1.21
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule(s)	Cheating = Perma ban

Join the AZPBMD community now!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is cheating allowed on this server?

A: No, cheating is not allowed on the AZPBMD server. Players caught cheating will be permanently banned.

Q: Can I join the server if I play on Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible so players from all platforms can join.

Q: Are there map resets on this server?

A: No, there are no map resets on the server, allowing players to build and explore without the fear of losing progress.

Q: How long has the AZPBMD server been running?

A: The server has origins over 4 years ago and has since built a strong community of players.

Q: What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on AZPBMD?

A: AZPBMD is a semi-anarchy server where players can interact, form alliances, or engage in combat. The server offers a vanilla feel with minimal plugins.

PlayDay Minecraft Server

Boredom, Day, escapism, game cravings, Gamer Life, Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gaming habits, gaming routine, gaming struggles, indecision, lack of motivation, Minecraft, not playing, Play, Playday, procrastination, Server, time wasting, video games, virtual reality, wanting to play

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like no other, with insane mods and plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land? Only time will tell.

So why waste another day not playing anything when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LitLurker Minecraft SMP

book nerd, bookish, bookworm, Country, deep reading, high literature, intellectual pursuit, literary escape, literary escapism, Literary exploration., literary immersion, literary journey, literary retreat, Literary world, literature lover, LitLurker, Minecraft, quiet reading, quiet time, reading, reading habits, Silence, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of literature like never before! Our server is filled with bookshelves and libraries galore, perfect for the bookworm in you. Rumor has it that if you read enough high literature in-game, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate literary master of the server.

But beware, there are book bandits roaming around who will try to steal your precious books. Will you be able to protect your literary treasures and become the most well-read player on the server? Join now and find out!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, Audio recording, charges, crop damage, crying, garden theft, Guilt, Jail, leave property, Minecraft, neighbor trouble, NeighborlyCraft, police station, property damage, RECORD, ring outdoor camera, Server, Soul, stealing, trafficked, trespassing, Video recording

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	51
Star Shards Collected:	86	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mines Excavated:	1252	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where justice is served? Look no further than our server, where we take garden theft very seriously!

Join our server and experience the thrill of catching thieves in action with our high-tech surveillance system. Watch as your virtual garden is protected from pesky neighbors and their sneaky kids.

But beware, if you dare to steal from our virtual crops, you might just find yourself facing virtual jail time. Our police station is always on alert for trespassers and thieves, ready to bring them to justice.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as juicy as the tomatoes in our garden. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

Dad’s House Gang – No Regrets!

Dads, Gang, House, regrets

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	9045
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space! Join us and escape the drama of sharing a room with someone you’re not close to, like the 15-year-old daughter of your mom’s new partner. On our server, you can build your own virtual room and never have to worry about unwanted roommates again!

We’ve got special events like “Escape the Entitled Ultimatum” where you can navigate through challenges to prove your independence and decision-making skills. And don’t worry, there’s no age limit to join our server – whether you’re 10, 12, 16, or even 15 with no one close in age to hang out with, we’ve got a place for you!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with building, crafting, and standing up for your right to choose your living situation. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family drama? Join now and let the fun begin!

GenieGivesOptions-MinecraftSMP

Appearance, attractive, beauty, Choice, Confidence, decision, Dilemma, dream, FANTASY, Financial, génie, GenieGivesOptionsMinecraftSMP, Human, Magic, MONEY, self esteem, temptation, Value, wealth, wish, WORTH..

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a genie pops up out of nowhere. And get this, he’s not just any genie, he’s a sassy genie who loves to stir up trouble.

He presents you with a choice: become a 10/10 attractive human or receive 2 million dollars. But here’s the catch – if you choose to become a 10/10 attractive human, you’ll be cursed with the inability to mine diamonds ever again. But if you choose the 2 million dollars, you’ll be granted the power to fly in the game.

So what do you choose? Do you want to be a hot mess with no diamonds or a flying millionaire? Join our Minecraft SMP and make your decision today! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

CreeperSocietyNorms

acceptance, CreeperSocietyNorms, HARMFUL, harmful behaviors, Normalization, norms, societal acceptance, societal awareness, societal beliefs, societal change, societal conditioning, societal consequences, societal harm, societal impact, societal issues, societal norms, societal reflection, societal standards, societal transformation, societal values, society

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the most harmful thing accepted as normal is building a house out of TNT! That’s right, forget about societal rules and unleash your inner chaos with explosive architecture.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond armor-clad chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob in a duel will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to take on this feathered fiend?

So why settle for society’s boring standards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding houses)? Join us now and let the madness begin!

ZaporizhzhiaCraft Minecraft Server

Chernobyl, Conflict, crisis management., emergency, evacuation, Fire, geopolitical tensions, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Nuclear Disaster, radiation, Reports, russia, Safety concerns, security threats, Server, Ukraine, Video, War, Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant, ZaporizhzhiaCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Emeralds Found:	2655	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

hey u, ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even russia started a fire in a nuclear power plant just to distract u from playin on it! zelenskyy himself reported it, u can even watch da video of it happenin! dat’s how crazy dis server is, it’s so fire it literally starts fires in real life! join now and be a part of da chaos, who knows what will happen next!