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DinoCraft: T-Rex Tuesdays 4:52pm

452pm, ancient creature, ancient life form, ancient reptile, ancient world, cretaceous period, DinoCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur activity, dinosaur behavior, extinct species, Fossil discovery, History, July 13th, Jurassic era, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric creature, random tuesday, time period, TRex, Tuesdays, wildlife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3223
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so this dinosaur was like, yo i need some pals to play minecraft with, so it decided to create the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in a volcano.

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing zombies. you can ride a unicorn into battle or challenge a dragon to a dance-off.

join our server and become a part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited pizza and ice cream for all players.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. dinosaurs welcome.

Starlight SMP: Where even the creepers respect the towny rules! 🌟🎮 #HermitCraftWho? 🌎🛠️

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cracked, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, hermitcraft, HermitCraftWho, java, Minecraft, Origins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Starlight, Towny, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features
Origins: Choose from unique origins with abilities and challenges.
Towny: Build and manage your own town, form alliances.
Toggleable PvP: Switch between peaceful building and battles.
Economy: Earn, trade, and grow wealth with balanced system.
Frequent Updates: Dedicated team adds new content regularly.

Why Choose Starlight SMP?

Active Staff: Friendly and experienced staff always available.
Inviting Community: Join welcoming players who love Minecraft.
Cross-Platform: Available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions.

Join today and be a part of something special!

Server Details

IP	starlight.mcserv.fun (Port – 25565)
Discord	https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR
Website	https://starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com
Bluemap	http://152.228.159.209:25531/#world:-440:0:-1201:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, our server is available on Cracked versions as well.

Q: How do I get started with Origins?

A: When you join the server, you can choose from a variety of unique Origins to start your gameplay experience.

Q: Are there any rules for building towns?

A: While there are no strict rules, we encourage players to collaborate, form alliances, and create thriving communities in Towny.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is toggleable, so you can choose whether to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, Edition, helpful links, itch.io, long tail tags, marmoreal, Minecraft, new threads, obsproject, Resources, Server, Steam, steam games, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5650	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where after 100 years of development, we have finally released the most epic edition of Minecraft ever! We have added flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that you can actually taste the virtual food in the game. That’s right, take a bite out of that virtual cake and experience the deliciousness for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw epic parties every night? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

PixelPerfectHeroes Minecraft SMP

attractive actresses, beauty standards, body movements, character design, cultural influences, deformed, digital animation, Diversity, facial expressions, gaming industry, gender disparity, gender representation, Minecraft, mocapping actors, motion capture, performance capture, PixelPerfectHeroes, Realism, smp, Video game characters, vidya heroes, visual effects, western games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of seeing your favorite video game heroes looking flawless while the actresses end up looking like they got hit by the ugly stick? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we mocap our players to ensure they look just as ridiculous as their in-game characters! Join us for a chance to see your friends transformed into pixelated monstrosities that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

HouseRulesCraft

Babysitting, City Living, Communication, Expectations, family, family dynamics, family emergency, financial struggles, guest bedroom, help around the house, housemate, HouseRulesCraft, Inheritance, living arrangements, misunderstandings, new job, rent free, second opinion, sisterly advice, Tension, wfh

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Animals Bred:	55
Ores Mined:	8068	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where building blocks and pixelated adventures await.

Just like the OP, you too can inherit a virtual house and invite your half-sister to live with you. Will she help out around the house or will she cause chaos and tension in your virtual home? The choice is yours!

Experience the thrill of asking your virtual sister to pick up your virtual kids from school, only to be met with resistance and drama. Will you be able to navigate the tricky waters of family relationships in our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to live out outrageous scenarios and create insane stories with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in our virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

DoggoCraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, animal, Anthropomorphic, canine, Curiosity, dog, DoggoCraft, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, identity crisis, imagination, Journey, new experience, perspective shift, role reversal, Self Discovery, smp, surreal, transformation, waking up

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	9449
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a dog! That’s right, you wake up in the game as a fluffy canine ready to explore, dig holes, and chase your tail all day long. But beware, there are evil cats roaming the server looking to turn you into a chew toy!

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic doggy battles, where you can team up with other players to take down the dreaded Cat King and his army of feline minions. Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of bones and squeaky toys to help you along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Doggy Spa where you can pamper yourself with luxurious baths and grooming sessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Fire Hydrant, rumored to grant wishes to any dog who finds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ruff life like never before!

BlockyBlastFromThePast

adult content, BlockyBlastFromThePast, controversial, explicit, Forbidden, Forgotten, History, Indecent, lewd, Mature, NSFW, off limits, Provocative, racy, RISQUE, salacious., scandalous, Steamy, taboo, titillating, x rated

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a history book written by a drama llama? Look no further, because our server is so NSFW, even the Endermen blush! Join us for a wild ride through history that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the past. From scandalous love triangles between villagers to secret underground dungeons filled with forbidden treasures, this server has it all. So come on, join us and uncover the NSFW piece of history that everyone has forgotten about!

UkraineCraft: SatelliteWars

Aerial Reconnaissance, aggression, Attacks, border, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Evidence, Expanding, international relations, Invasion, Military, Monitoring, russia, satellite images, SatelliteWars, SECURITY, Surveillance, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	110
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Crops Grown:	2168
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, liek, u know how ukraine and russia are always fightin n stuff? well, guess what? u can be part of the action on this cray cray minecraft server!

we got satellite images showin ukraine’s attacks inside russia, like, whoa dude. u can join a side and help them take over the world or somethin. it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft!

come join us for some epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret spy missions. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some intense minecraft action!

CapeCraft: Speedy Heroes

action, Adventure, artists, CapeCraft, Capes, Characters, comic books, costume design, creativity, dynamic art, FANTASY, flying, Graphic design, Heroes, illustration, imagination, Motion, movement, SPEED, Speedy, Superheroes, SUPERPOWER, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	8115	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a comic book come to life, but wit blocks and stuff. We got so much speed on dis server, it’s like we all wearin’ capes and flyin’ around like superheroes.

U wanna feel like The Flash or Superman? Join dis server and zoom around like there’s no tomorrow. Our players are so fast, they make Usain Bolt look like a snail on a slow day.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of speed like never before. Who needs capes when you got a Minecraft server that’ll make you feel like you’re breakin’ the sound barrier every time you take a step? Let’s go, speedsters!

CO2CraftyTrees

atmospheric levels, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, Co2, CO2CraftyTrees, ecological balance, ecological response, elevated CO2 levels, environmental impact, forestry management, global warming, greenhouse gas, mature woodland, Older trees, plant physiology, scientific research, sustainable practices, tree growth, tree health, woody biomass

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT OLDER TREES THAT CAN LITERALLY GROW BIGGER AND STRONGER WITH MORE CO2! LIKE, WHO KNEW TREES COULD GET BUFF, RIGHT? COME SEE THE WOODSY BIOMASS MADNESS FOR YOURSELF AND WATCH THESE TREES GET JACKED AF. FORGET WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT WOODLANDS, OUR SERVER IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF TREE GAINS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN HELP THE TREES FIGHT OFF EVIL POLLUTION MONSTERS AND SAVE THE FOREST. JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE CO2-POWERED TREE ARMY! 🌲💪🌲💪🌲